Happy International Lesbian Day!

doodle request: pika's mom jeans: The Return

MOM JEANS 3: THE JEANENING

no offense but I heard the evil scientist say he likes studying me better than you

the mcelroys’ move to hulu was an interesting choice, but i’m excited to see how it plays out

If you’re reading this, I’m your dad now.

Go cut the grass.

Pretty fucked up that shrimps can see all those colors and they dont even bother to draw anime fanart

Portals to Hell by hrmphfft

why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead

Pronouns? Yeah I gots all the pronouns you could want. Bootleg? No, no, you've got it all wrong. They just, uh, fell off the back of a truck. Now, can I interest you in a she/sher? Or how about a nice he/hee? That one's gonna get real popular, lemme tell you what. What? I'm telling you, these are genuine articles of speech. Look kid, I don't normally do this, but you buy a set of, uh, lemme see... not those... you/youse, I'll throw in another pair free. I dunno, for your dog or something. You ever think about your dog's pronouns? I thought not. Cash only.