i honestly dont get why people stopped reblogging things they like on here bc like what are you afraid of??? people thinking youre cringey?? guess what bitch! youre on tumblr! it's all cringey! reblog everything you like and do it shamelessly no one fuckin cares
(High school au)
*Ouma's phone starts ringing*
Shuichi: *looks at the contact name*
Shuichi: Seriously Ouma you really still call your dad "daddy"?
*Ouma answers the phone*
Ouma, not letting his eyes off of Shuichi: hey Momota chan!
Shuichi: *spits out his drink*
Since Megamind is becoming more appreciated as the masterpiece of cinema it is, here are my favorite lines in no particular order:
Metroman’s mom: “Oh, wow! A baby!” Metroman’s dad: “Ah yes, I saw it and thought of you.” Metroman’s mom: “Our baby is flying!” Metroman’s dad: “Yes, yes, only the best for you.”
Megamind: “He would win some. I would almost win others.”
Roxanne: “His heart is an ocean, inside another ocean.”
Roxanne: “Is there some kind of nerdy super-villain website where you get tesla coils and blinky dials?” Minion: “Actually, most of it comes from an outlet store in-” Megamind: “Don’t answer that!” * Minion: *whispers* “Romania”
Megamind: “Oh I’m shaking in my custom baby seal leather boots!”
Minion: “It’s warming up.” Megamind: “The sun is warming up?!”
Roxanne: “Can someone stamp my frequent kidnapping card?” Megamind: *laughs* “You of all people know we discontinued that promotion!”
Megamind: “Not now Minion, I’m in a heated existential discussion with this dead-eyed plastic desk toy.”
Roxanne @ Metroman: “Without you, evil is running rampant through the streets!” Megamind: “I’m so tired of running rampant through the streets.”
Minion: “Good luck on your date!” Megamind:“I will!” Minion: “That doesn’t make any sense!” Megamind: “I know!”
Megamind: “Now it’s time for some witty back and forth banter! You go first!” Titan: “AHHHHH” Megamind: “Okay, look, I’m not sure where to go with that!”
Roxxane @ Metroman: “You left us in the hands of….him! No offense.” Megamind: “No, no, I’m with you.”
Megamind: “Get back you savages!” Roxanne: “Sorry! Sorry! He’s just not used to positive feedback!”
Please click cuz of Tumblr quality
epic gamer moments
Posted this on twitter as well but I haven’t posted anything on tumblr for quite a while so here we go
Bonus:
I tried a manga-style
Team Rocket belongs to Pokemon . Artwork by Meredith McClaren
Description: An illustration of the Team Rocket hot air balloon. The camera is looking down into the basket, where Jessie is doing her nails, James is doing a face mask, and Meowth is napping. It’s a quiet scene.
like for donald trump, reblog for this piece of grass
A book crystallized in the ocean
“Steven, it’s 1:03am”