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Seggesting a character might be ace.

Reminder: you are only small in comparison to the vastness of the universe if you view yourself as separate from it. You’re not something tiny and alone in the face of this expanse; you are part of what makes it vast. The only true ‘smaller’ in this situation is what the universe would be if it lost the piece of itself that is you.

European accents (and in general white people accents) are commonly perceived as attractive and endearing, while accents from basically any other part of the world are considered to be signs of laziness and disrespect and get routinely made fun of.

Concept: one of those tabletop RPG settings where the Big Shiny Artifact is the source of all magic, except the Big Shiny Artifact got blown up hundreds of years ago, and in the intervening span individual communities figured out how to make their own Little Shiny Artifacts, so in the setting’s present day, each community has its own idiosyncratic magic system that only works in that community and its immediate environs.

This is all a framing device for a roguelike-style campaign where the player characters and their basic traits are persistent from scenario to scenario, but they start each scenario at “level one” (or its system-specific equivalent) because the game’s character advancement mechanics entirely revolve around mastering the local magic system, and magic items acquired in one community don’t work anywhere else, so the party has to start over from scratch advancement-wise each time they move on to a new town.

(The player characters are, of course, presumed to be exceptionally rapid at picking up on new magic systems, allowing them to speedrun the customary zero-to-hero trajectory over the course of each adventure, but there will always be a few locals who’ve had much longer than they have to get the hang of it and have made good use of that time, handily explaining why every random-ass village has some sort of godlike boss monster living in that cave over there.)

why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead

like for donald trump, reblog for this piece of grass

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PLEASE IM GONNA CRY

This joke has probably been made before but I just needed to get this out of my system lmao ANYWAY NSR IS PRTY GOOD!!

i love posts like “sans isnt comparable to the onceler cuz at least they didnt make sans into different au versions and shipped them together” like hey who do you follow to have missed that