Another Phaidei Fic I Want To Read

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Anyways it seems because of the post I made days ago has opened the floodgate in my brain of all the stockpiled ideas I kept mostly to myself soooo I'm dropping them some here (I might have forgotten some details)

If anyone wishes to use any of these then be my guess, I just want to pour them all out

These are my ideas for Genshin Impact (I'll be doing seperate posts for my ideas in different fandoms)

Genshin Ideas:

Self-Insert!Aunt of Kaveh

-this idea started when I learned about his story so yeah, this idea was atleast two years ago?

-Self-Insert is either reincarnated in the game or just there

-Self-Insert is the sister to the new husband of Kaveh's mother in Fontaine and she found out about Kaveh and wanted to meet him, cue 10 mins of meeting him she went "I just met this man for 10 mins but if anything ever happens to him, I'm killing everyone here then myself"

-Took one look at whatever Haikaveh is and went "I know what you are"

-Probably the wine aunt or the rich aunt

Self-Insert!Dori

-got her 3 times back to back, this idea was also two years ago?

-found out all the hate on her because of the fact that Kaveh is in debt because of her and my brain went "I can fix her"

-Self-Insert!Dori would be similar to her game self only the difference she is absolutely protective and loves Kaveh (platonically)

-She looks at Kaveh as he was easily scammed also seeing the kind and beautiful soul in front of her and thought "I must protect"

-Kaveh still gets in debt by being scammed and is quite still "roommates" with Alhaitham

-Self-Insert!Dori offering Kaveh a place in the Palace of Alcazarzaray but Kaveh refuses the offer

-Self-Insert!Dori being Kaveh's self-proclaimed rich aunt

-Self-Insert! Dori would not hesitate to fund the entire wedding for Haikaveh and lend the Palace of Alcazarzaray as the venue if the chance comes (She finds them cute together)

Kid Self-Insert

-Kaveh finds self-insert somewhere and sees them hurt, lost, abandoned or something and decides to bring them to Tighnari then while carrying them he shows self-insert around Sumeru City

-Self-Insert looks like a mix between Alhaitham and Kaveh so people passing by are staring and rumours start that Kaveh and Alhaitham has a kid

-Alhaitham heard the rumours and went to find Kaveh, sees Kaveh with self-insert

-The story goes on found family and Alhaitham and Kaveh stops dancing around and finally confess to each other then gets married

Hahaha 😅 notice how all of them are all self-inserts also connected to Kaveh and Haikaveh? Kaveh deserves all the love and care in the world

Next post would be my ideas for Honkai Star Rail (I will try my hand in writing and continueing my idea for sahsrau in my last post)

Salutations to the ones who read this entire thing, I thank thee for reading this ones old brainrot. Now I must sleep since my eyes are getting heavy

How some characters would go about courting Paimons mama

VENTI:

-you would pick up on your daughter calling Barbatos,The god of freedom,the anemo archon,"tone deaf bard",made you hold in a laugh not be disrespectfull

-Venti will think that you agree with him being tone deaf and feel sadness wash over him,do you not like his songs? He'll be better at them he promises!

-god your daughter knew that she would get away with it,not just cause shes a child,but cause shes your child

-you reassure him dont worry and his happy

-but man dudes is love starved

-he clungs onto you like a new born (if you allow him to even be near you)

-Paimon isnt too thrilled about him acting like hes your kid,she is,you came down here to reunite with her

-Paimon wouldnt mind a second parent,that means more love,and you'll be happier (you did tell you wouldnt leave her again)

-but Venti? Yeah no,mans has to prove himself one way or another

-he will sing Paimon and you so many songs

-spoil you with everything he can (he admitted being Barbatos to be able to have VIP acess to you like all the other archons and important people)

-Paimon and him share a playfull tone and would absolutely mess with others,so this might actually work

-what do you say your grace? Venti is already worshiping you like never before

ZHONGLI:

-1# follower comin' throught

-hes so polite and devoted,being your slave would be such an honor to him,but being your husband? Your daughters father?

-he doesnt care who he has to go through

-Paimon doesnt know if she wants a dad whos so bad with the literal thing he made from his hands

-Zhongli will serve you and praise you theres no tomorow,Paimon aswell

-hes telling her the best tales he knows,spending way too much on food and toys (thats more like a point for childe but-)

-his shield is on him 24/7 with either of you with him in the wild

-but like you have power over all the elements and slay so like dont know why he does this but oh well

-he is and always will be your most devoted your grace, isnt that worth something?

CHILDE:

-spoils you and Paimon

-Zhongli isnt getting that much money from him cause now hes competiton

-Paimon and Teucer deffinetly are having playdates to get to know eachother and have fun

-they might end up being family if Childe succeds after all

-Paimon didnt like the idea of you marrying a fatui harbinger,so childe is on thin ice

-but Paimon is only so young,she could be convinced easily

-he is such a family man,hes perfect to be her father and your lover

-hes killed so many in your name,and he will leave the fatui if you wish,just consider it

TRAVELER:

-this is probably the easiest and we all know why

-they were with your daughter for so long,no one knows them like you both do,its only natural

-Paimon will however go "oh come on! Not you too! Why is everyone so intrested in Paimons mom!?"

-after all you both have control over all the elements in a way,so theyre perfect

-you took them as a vessel for a reason,right?

-but abyss twin?

-alot of drama

-Paimon is gonna tell them that if they even wish to be near you,theyd have to reconcile and apologize to the traveler!

-"say less" Paimon isnt even able to finish her sentence

-but yeah things will be difficult but oh well

Fated beauty - The longing

A/n: i got argenti the moment his banner came up, let me simp for him. Along with some lore for the Aeon of fate au lmaoo, the Moirai title is used in a gn way here, so it's more of a title rather than a name.

He had been wandering the stars for as long as he could remember, chasing the fleeting visage of his Aeon.

Conflict and victory, joy and sadness, comraderies and betrayal.

He, like all the other knights had torn himself apart, molded himself anew, removed all imperfections and strived to live a life of beauty worthy of Idrila's gaze. Ocarina and lance in hand he continued on, using his experiences to better himself as a person, doing his best to spread the word of beauty across the universe.

Yet that gaze never fell on his form again, and another gaze soon focused on him.

One that filled him with warmth, for a moment he thought that Idrila's gaze had come back to him, but this one felt different, It felt like strings, wrapping around his limbs, not constricting, but steadying, like a tether keeping him on track.

Where was this gaze coming from? Why was it on him? What had he done to attract it?

Thoughts swirled around his mind before he felt it, the feeling of power coursing through his veins, his body growing stronger, mind sharper and will even more steadfast in its wake.

Faint whispers soon entered his mind, jolting his very soul.

"-home, he's finally here."

It was a voice once thought dead by the cosmos, or at least thought to be dormant, uncaring of the universe away from the everchanging strings of fate that binds everything.

The Aeon of Fate, Moirai, they had looked at him.

Why choose him? Why had the threads of fate tangled themselves so tightly around his form? Was he that important of a piece in the plot of the universe?

"...I need to make him stronger, he will be needed in the future."

Ah, that was the reason, but was he really important to the fate of the cosmos?

Important enough to become one of the Spools? One of the most important pieces of the cosmic tapestry?

However there was no room for his questions in the grander will of the cosmos, nor did he think that the Aeon would answer him if he could ask.

So he would allow himself to be used as a puppet of fate, if it would lead him to the answers to his questions, if it would let him spread the gospel of beauty across the universe.

If it would lead him to the gaze of Idrila once more.

But until then, he would follow the path of the strings wherever they would lead him.

It's all he can do at the moment.

I feel confident enough to post these now. A collection of all the existing posters after some edits from the other post that got 13k notes! These are full size/quality. Go nuts.

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Special edition Christmas fic where genin aged team 7 decide hatch their newest plot to see Kakashi's face: using mistletoe

Because if they trap him under it with someone, he'll surely have to take his mask off to give them a kiss! ...Right?

(Sasuke thinks this is fucking stupid)

The entire thing is just a fucking slapstick comedy as Kakashi goes "what's the funniest way I can go along with this." And decides he will in fact lower his mask and give a kiss to everyone the kids corner him with. But only when they look away / blink / their view is obstructed

The kids are chasing him around with a string on a stick w mistletoe tied to the end of it, and every time they miss seeing the kiss (and his face) hey scream even louder

Reactions range from "???!?????!?!??????" (Iruka) to straight up passing out (Gai) to laughing hysterically with a bright red face (Kurenai) to just sort of freezing up like a deer in headlights (Asuma)

Kakashi, having way too much fun, makes a shadow clone to pull the Sukea thing again. And the kids get "Sukea" on board, thinking he can take a photo the second Kakashi pulls his mask down for a smooch. Kakashi has WAY too much fun, essentially role-playing with himself and swooning dramatically. Then, at the end, Sukea goes, "Oh no the camera's memory card is gone, Kakashi must have stolen it :((" and the kids all scream in agony

They try to get him to describe Kakashi's face and Sukea gets all coy and goes "umm... its kind of... indescribable?"

(They get another person to try to snap a photo of him but they turn out to be a freezer so they don't take the picture. When the kids harass them ab it they just giggle a little maniacally ab his face)

This does escalate to doing this shit w enemy nin btw. Funniest option is obviously Tobi but I'm also raising u a really freaked the fuck out Itachi looking like an angry, surprised cat after Kakashi gives him a peck on the cheek (Sasuke is gonna fucking KILL HIMSELF)

Obito gets the full makeout session bc its funniest.

He shows up looking for a dramatic fight but like halfway through his villain speech, team 7 dangles the mistletoe over him, and he's so thrown off guard he just kinda "???? excuse me I'm kind of in the middle of—"

Kakashi, who is a) in too deep to stop the bit now, and b) recognizes a good way to throw off an enemy, fucking launches himself at him, pushes Tobi's mask up just enough to kiss, and starts to make out w him

His back is turned to the kids and they're all scrambling to try to catch a single glimpse, but he keeps his back to them as they scream and run around (thus prolonging the kiss)

Kakashi is totally checked out of the actual kiss, this is all fun and games to him. Obito is having a fucking religious experience wrapped in a manic episode flavored internal breakdown topped off with a very loud high pitched kettle noise that may or may not be confined to his brain

This lasts for like a solid minute before Kakashi releases him and readjust his mask, pats him on the shoulder and goes "sorry about that teehee"

Obito just kinda 🧍‍♀️ and they stare at eachother for another solid minute as team 7 screams and cries and throws up in the bg

Kakashi, seeing the opportunity to leave and avoid what was for sure going to be a potentially devistating fight: "cool. So, anyways. Bye lmao." And runs for it w his students

Obito is left tanding still as a statue in the middle of the clearing. After like 20 seconds alone he starts hyperventilating.

Merry Christmas everybody 👍

I love the 4th ninja war, it's literally a reunion of troubled lovers.

And it's funny because there's always an Uchiha involved...

1. Monster Hunter Shinobi Alliance? These all sound super interesting, thanks for sharing!

From the wip meme

This one was born adjacent to the Taiyougakure - village hidden in the sun WIP. My brain briefly abandoned thinking about that one in order to be like, “what if the Shinobi alliance end up in warring clans era, hunting down monsters made by Kaguya before they can destroy the timeline?”

I haven’t thought a whole lot on this one, regrettably, but I really enjoy the concept so I might be playing around with it later.

Essentially, I think about the grim monsters from RWBY, or maybe Hollows from bleach, but they’re just creepy manifestations from Kaguya born from Zetsu clones that are on a mission to destroy the timeline because Kaguya is throwing a hissy fit that the Shinobi Alliance managed to stop her from her goal.

The Shinobi Alliance devises a special seal that is able to neutralize/kill the monsters and deck out their weapons with it, and use another seal to travel back themselves and hunt the monsters down. Talk about Hunter Nin, right? They’re like the Time Varient Association but it’s all ninja and they’re just hunting Kaguya’s creepy little spawn to preserve the timeline.

Except all of this is written (hypothetically, since I haven’t yet lmao) in the POV of the ninja clans of the warring states period.

I got an idea

You see I was scrolling through tiktok when I saw a tiktok slideshow of you+me, the enemy and beating them up, the enemy being the IPC specifically the Marketing Development Department and I have read it's comments which gave me an idea

The sahsrau I have read has the characters noticing or feeling the presence of the player, a SINGLE player (well mostly the characters find out there in a game so eh details) which got me thinking

What if its a sahsrau but the characters all felt the presence of all the players (because its self aware of a game with millions and millions of players) like instead of the players being aeons or some higher being we are like the stars or some invisible thing

Anyways which means that there are several or thousands or even millions of eyes watching the different characters and making them stronger, faster and smarter

With that idea, just imagine those eyes having favorites and absolutely despising stuff and from the comments I read from the tiktok we collectively despise the Marketing Developmemt Department so just imagine the members of the IPC specifically that department absolutely pissing themselves from the heated glares of million pairs of eyes making them rethink there life choices

Nonetheless thanks for reading this, hope you have a nice day