Due to health issues and medication my wife and I currently cannot have intercourse. I've also been unable to climax; needless to say I've become quite proficient with my fingers. Lying head to toe I've been able to satisfy her for a good hour! My wife has commented on several occasions that she could rent me out to ladies in need. I believe ALL women, despite size, color or age are beautiful. Yet often they live very busy lives, and a relationship is not possible. But they still need an occasional sexual release. I could help. I coined a new term: fingolo. A fingering gigolo. Nothing else. I would lay next to a lady, who is in whatever state of undress she is comfortable with, just as long as I can have access to her nether-regions, I and slowly, gently, work her into climaxing. No reciprocation necessary! But I wouldn't even know how to start.
Currently 100° in Portland/Vancouver Metro! Oy vey!
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More Saturday musing.
FEELING VERY WONKY! At 104° outside Lady V & I decided to work TOGETHER to make baked chicken. After she pulled out the glass casserole dish from oven I removed the chicken & began deglazing it on stove top over medium heat. I had just put a sauté pan on back burner & started a roux for sauce when the casserole dish EXPLODED in a 100 piece! 😲 Luckily I wasn't injured, but being in socks & with my foot neuropathy, V & Zev shooed me away, so I didn't unknowingly pierce myself, as they vacuumed, swept & picked-up all of the shards of glass. Still feeling traumatized & nerves are on edge. Nevertheless, my wife's seasoning on the chicken is the bomb! Her secret; she'll say LOVE, but actually, it's tarragon! 😁
Well, Portland & Vancouver finally got our own snowstorm!
England, gooaaal!!!
G.B.L. family. Today we all meet with my parents for lunch. Miss our girls.
My wife says I am so dexterous that she could hire me out to her single, lonely friends! So I made up this term and submitted it to Urban Dictionary, and the excepted it! 😂😂😂
Bro & sis (Zaev & Zoë) at vow renewal.
Our two girls, Zoë & Gina! 😚