@crankthatfrank so i don’t use fahrenheit so i had no idea what 104 is but GOD FUCKING DAMN FRANK GET SOME FUCKING REST 40 DEGREE FEVERS ARE NOT GOOD THAT’S THE FUCKING WEATHER IN AUSTRALIA DURING SUMMER INSIDE YOUR BODY praying to Geesus, Beesus, BeJeesus, Cheezwhizzus, Stumpus, Yeesus and Reesus for your recovery
After watching the heartbreaking, tearjerking finale of Voltron Legendary Defender, it gave me time to think about the future of the Paladins + Coran. Specifically their bloodlines.
Now we don't know much about the biology of the Galra species but we can assume that they have longer lifespans than humans. Lotor has lived for a very long time (long enough that he could establish a colony and see generations of said colony) and Zarkon has survived 10 000+ years with the likely help of quintessence. That being said, who’s our favourite half-galra paladin of Voltron? Mr emo boi Keith Kogane himself.
Now this got me thinking. Under the assumption that Galra do live longer than humans, this means that Keith could quite possibly outlive the rest of the paladins and many of those he considers friends.
Another thing. We also don't know much about the biology of the Altean species but we can assume that they also live longer than humans. There’s no specific amount of time that the original paladins of Voltron served, but assuming that King Alfor had to plan and construct all five lions which could take a long time, then be one of the paladins and have a daughter who grew into a young adult, we can assume that Alteans have a longer lifespan. That being said, who’s our original Altean and our somewhat Altean? Coran and Lance.
Now Coran, being slightly older, may not outlive Keith perhaps but Lance is a different situation. We don’t exactly know what happened to Lance when Allura (R.I.P.) turned him into an Altean. Did she just give him the face marks? Did she completely alter his bloodline and biology? We don't know and we may never know for sure. But if she did alter his biology, then we can assume that he lives a longer.
Now here comes the hurt.
Obviously the paladins don’t live forever. There will be at some point that a paladin doesn't make it to the annual Allura (R.I.P) day dinner at Altea because they passed. Soon they just start disappearing one by one. And who’s left? Coran (possibly) but if we are going along with this theory, Keith and Lance will be the only ones left.
If Coran was the only one left, it'll be just like the beginning. Just him and Allura (R.I.P.) alone. But this time Allura’s (R.I.P.) a statue. Coran, being alone at the statue of the person he swore to protect and had come to protect the paladins that have gone before him.
Now if Lance was the only paladin left, he’d be alone at the statue of the love of his life without his friends, the people who always had his back and he always had theirs. The people he had so selfless protected now gone and well, I imagine he'd be feeling a little lost.
If Keith was the last one left, then he’d be alone at the statue like a lone wolf once again like he was at the start of the series and without the people he’s has come to let into his life and place his trust in. The people he’s come to accept as a family and put down his barriers for but now they're gone and he's alone again just like he was years ago.
Well this was slightly emotional. oops.
current mood: feeling personally attacked by julie kagawa becasue of what she did to ironhorse
this EP is actual magic I’m so proud of these boys 💛
\ \ Named him Jason Statham \ \
don't steal
THE GREAT DEPRESSION BY AS IT IS IS AN AMAZING ALBUM JUST GONNA PUT THAT OUT THERE OFFICIALLY SOLD MY SOUL TO THIS BAND
HUZZAH!
Michael playing hitting the sticks on a chair in the background
Apes
Just that entire bit
Apes
I really wonder how Andy puts up these guys
ALSO LUKE’S GLITTER EYESHADOW
Chair fort?
Ape dabs
Andy bringing out the fire
Ashton attempting to make a big flame with the hairspray
Guys don’t do that at home or anywhere really
Jesus Christ there’s a lot of fans
That zoom on Calum
Calum fixing his hair like wow that is ART™️
Also Simple Plan playing in the background
Luke in those glasses wow
The entirety of the Showbiz conversation
Calum: Hey rock bottom missed you guys
Michael’s lil smile awwwww
LUKE LEANING ON CALUM CAKE HAS CONTENT
Ashton: What you just jerk around for 3 years?
Luke’s laugh is adorable look at the squish
Michael is a mood. I too am done with these dorks
Ashton’s drumstick in the cooler
Luke’s red nail polish
Calum’s lil wave before going on stage
Ashton playing bass
Calum playing guitar
Luke playing drums
They should switch instruments for like one show it’ll be hilarious. Do it for the meme. For the content. You boys like that
Trying to play Jet Black Heart
Breaking the hi-hat
Luke stealing the pick from Andy then giving it to Calum. Cake is alove and well.
Calum: my traps are my most prized possession
Soooo many fans
Calum giving the finger
Michael threw his jumper I want to congratulate the lucky fan that caught it. I would die for that jumper
Calum playing drums
Calum cleaning the camera cause he’s a nice friend
T H E B O D A C I O U S
Never for a second blame yourself 💙
creds pls
i am going to be that friend who won’t have a proper relationship until like 25 but that’s ok because that means that i’ll be able to support my friends relationships and that’s all that matters
of fucking course tom holland is out there reminding everyone that he is spiderman. even at the oscars.
OF FUCKING COURSE THIS SHIT IS HAPPENING AT 2 AM IN THE MOTHERFUCKING MORNING
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