Dank Spidey Memes

With this last funny drawing I will rest a little bit from drawing Q!Jaiden stuff by my own, now if you all want more funny qsmp art I will be taking requests and questions about the AU via tumblr asks (if I like them). But I will go back to drawing my Pokemon stuff cause that’s my autism zone and I need to keep drawing the poke gays

(Yes I have a lot more of Jaiden Federation thoughts but like I said, I have a Pokemon fanbase to feed first)

Lae'zel of Crèche K'liir my beloved

POV you ate shit during the family drama hour and your adopted peepaw needed your dogs help finding the Temple

SPIDERCATWATSON!!!!

felicia hit the jackpot, argue with the wall

I glance up at the kids screaming and crying as the aliens pass them over. Yes, you spent hours on their makeup. Yes, you did your hair like a goddess. But, they don't seem to like that. I shake my head. I didn't dress up. I’m not getting picked. Not with my ugly ass face. I've come to terms with it. So I might as well finish this series before I die. I'm on the last book anyways.

Turning back to my novel, I sigh. Then, I hear Tristan’s voice ring out. ”Why the hell won't you take me?” He yells. ”Who could resist this?” I don't need to look up to know he’s pointing to his dick. Calmly, I call, ”Resist what Tristan? There’s nothing down there.”

There’s a sharp burst of noise from the aliens, but I ignore it. If I did now, It'll be better than dying on an exploding Earth. Maybe it'll be painful if they do it now.

”Oh, and how do you know that?” He yells back. ”Your mom told me last night, ” I reply. There's another outburst of noise from the aliens. Sighing, I bookmark my page and look up to see Tristan approach. ”The hell did you say?” He hisses.

I roll my eyes. ”Your mom told me last night. And your girlfriend confirmed.”

There's another loud noise, and suddenly, I feel a tentacle wrap around my waist. With a sharp tug, I'm brought into the midst of the aliens and set down in the middle.

Glancing around, I take in their faces. It's actually not that bad up close. The Cthulhu like faces aren't half bad. Sighing, I open my book and return to my page. As I'm slung over the shoulder of one of the aliens and brought onto the ship, I give a loud yell of, ”OH COME THE FUCK ON ROWLING NOT FRED TOO.”

Aliens are threatening to destroy Earth, but first they want to take 500 of the finest human specimens back to their home planet. People rush to beauty parlors and line up for botox surgery. Everyone hopes that they are beautiful enough to be selected. However, when the aliens finally come to choose, it becomes clear that they have a very different idea of beauty

spiderverse rgbtrio

Crack my fucking knuckles and break down the door to Hell bitch. What're they gonna do, kill me?

After an argument with the Powers That Be, you are forcibly removed from the afterlife. You are forbidden to enter Heaven, Hell, Purgatory, etc. What do you do?

HOW DID NOBODY GIF THIS YET. YOU’RE WELCOME.

YES