I’ve Cracked The Code

YOU DUMBA-

Me, eating seven-layer dip: yum

Me, approximately three minutes on the toilet clutching my sides: I should not have tempted the gods

An old and homely grandmother accidentally summons a demon. She mistakes him for her gothic-phase teenage grandson and takes care of him. The demon decides to stay at his new home.

HELL NAH. I'd be jealous, sure, but I'd never hurt them! I'd be happy for them.

Reblog if you would never “attack” another fan, just because they got noticed by your fav. I will use your URLS to make a little something.

YOOOOOOO SALY DADDY JEFF S L A Y

lul get rekt idiot

this is mostly for me more than anything

Reblogging for future reference

I found some really good songs for my favorite ships

Markus x Connor: Colour by Todrick Hall

Gavin x RK900: Blue by Vesperteen

Connor x Simon: Love Like You by Caleb Hyles

Luther x Kara: Undeniable You by Juckebox The Ghost or Lovely by The Brilliance

Markus x Simon: I Found by Amber Run or Oasis by The Great Big World

here are some compiled theories on how the philza love triangle is going to go

Theory 1: Polyamory

Theory 2: Through Forever’s insistence and general charm, Philza chooses Forever.

Theory 3: Through Missa’s gentle encouragement and good parenting skills, Philza chooses Missa.

Theory 4: Through consistent begging and good pathetic man voice, Philza convinces Quackity to add his wife to the server, immediately marrying her, ending the competition.

Theory 5: In a desperate final bid to prove that he cannot love them he attempts to contact the underworld to hilarious results, but Kristen never picks up the phone in the end

Theory 5a: Forever and Missa find out canonically about Philza’s extensive lore, and are so weirded out by it they decide maybe it’s better to leave him be

Theory 6: Philza asks Wilbur for relationship advice

Theory 6a: Philza asks Foolish for relationship advice, Foolish would probably answer something otherworldly and wise, like “Well, kiss them both and whoever is the better kisser is a better husband!” Leaving Phil to become a little self-conscious about his ‘good husbandship’

Theory 7: in a surprise triple sweep FitMC enters the battlefield at the last second and sweeps Philza off his feet

Theory 8: Phil says he only needs his kids and runs away into the woods holding them like kittens in his mouth

Theory 9: In a dramatic attempt to win Philza’s affection Missa and Forever preform “El Tango De Roxxane (Moulin Rouge 2)” to see who he prefers. Phil then reveals he’s never seen the movie.

Theory 10: Cucorucho, already invested heavily in the lives of the people, arrives and Phil’s house and will not leave until he chooses.

Theory 11: it is never resolved

Right now, I am literally a whole province from my friends even close to my age and if I didn't have the internet I wouldn't be able to fucking contact them.

Honest Posters of Our Relationship with Technology

Designer Ajit Johnson, living in England, has imagined a series of posters called “#This_Generation”. With honesty, the posters show anecdotes linked to our daily relationship with technology and social networks.

I had a dream where Venom was a duck 🦆

Well, depending on how soon Jaiden logs in THEY MIGHT HAVE TO

*everyone cheering at saving felps*

foolish: let’s do it again next week!

cellbit: NO. NO. LETS NOT.