STAY SAFE PLEASE

YES

LET FAT PEOPLE LOVE THEIR BODIES

THEY ARE GOING TO DIE OF CARDIAC ARREST WELL BEFORE THEY’RE SUPPOSED TO DIE IF THEY JUST LOVE AND ACCEPT IT YOU FUCKING RAPSCALLION

WHY DID THEY GIVE BENDY A SEXY VOICE DO THEY KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING

REBLOG THIS HERO

Guys who think periods are nbd are my favorite guys.

Also:

yea that happened yesterday

Oh baby, there's already a whole ass third of the Mario fandom that is RABID over the idea of Bowuigi. I'll wager Mario's moustache on it.

alright three points

1. i really really really fucking adore peach. she's fantastic and i will not hear otherwise thank you

2. how much do you think it paines chris pratt that there is a rainbow road and that his character must traverse it

3. okay i don't know what the general opinion was before this, but how much you wanna bet that bowser/luigi is gonna be the next big thing

Bitch I wouldn't wait I'd take one look at the lock, say screw it, and go to hell waving a pride flag and holding a pitchfork

Limbo is a featureless room with a door labeled “heaven” and one labeled “Hell”. Heaven has been locked for 12,000 years. Today’s the day you finally say “screw it, anything’s better than this.”

ITS SO CUTE IM GONNA DIE LOOK AT THAT FACE!!!!

When you get your Dad the perfect present cuz he ROCKS!

Okay, the other ones, I can agree with BUT RESPECTFULLY A FAIRY SECRET HAS RAQUELLE AND BARBIE BECOMING FRIENDS AND GETTING OVER THEIR RIVALRY WHICH WAS NEVER REALLY OVER KEN ALL ALONG AND THEY GET WINGS AND THAT WAS THE BEST SCENE FOR ME AS A KID AND I WILL STAND BY THAT.

my heart is fulllll I love these two so much

a very self-indulgent idea i got after watching the last ep of fmab anime or “and there were two beds but they ignored it”

I glance up at the kids screaming and crying as the aliens pass them over. Yes, you spent hours on their makeup. Yes, you did your hair like a goddess. But, they don't seem to like that. I shake my head. I didn't dress up. I’m not getting picked. Not with my ugly ass face. I've come to terms with it. So I might as well finish this series before I die. I'm on the last book anyways.

Turning back to my novel, I sigh. Then, I hear Tristan’s voice ring out. ”Why the hell won't you take me?” He yells. ”Who could resist this?” I don't need to look up to know he’s pointing to his dick. Calmly, I call, ”Resist what Tristan? There’s nothing down there.”

There’s a sharp burst of noise from the aliens, but I ignore it. If I did now, It'll be better than dying on an exploding Earth. Maybe it'll be painful if they do it now.

”Oh, and how do you know that?” He yells back. ”Your mom told me last night, ” I reply. There's another outburst of noise from the aliens. Sighing, I bookmark my page and look up to see Tristan approach. ”The hell did you say?” He hisses.

I roll my eyes. ”Your mom told me last night. And your girlfriend confirmed.”

There's another loud noise, and suddenly, I feel a tentacle wrap around my waist. With a sharp tug, I'm brought into the midst of the aliens and set down in the middle.

Glancing around, I take in their faces. It's actually not that bad up close. The Cthulhu like faces aren't half bad. Sighing, I open my book and return to my page. As I'm slung over the shoulder of one of the aliens and brought onto the ship, I give a loud yell of, ”OH COME THE FUCK ON ROWLING NOT FRED TOO.”

Aliens are threatening to destroy Earth, but first they want to take 500 of the finest human specimens back to their home planet. People rush to beauty parlors and line up for botox surgery. Everyone hopes that they are beautiful enough to be selected. However, when the aliens finally come to choose, it becomes clear that they have a very different idea of beauty