Sure Sex Is Good But The Real Sex Is House Demonstratively Shoving Chips Into His Face While Wilson Smiles

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First post on here so I hope I do it correctly :P

thinking about the clinic patient who kept visiting her ex husband in her sleep and having sex with him. thinking about sexsomnia in the hilson dynamic while they’re living together after julie

if it was house: wilson wouldn’t know, obviously. but he’s nursing a divorce and would assume it’s some kind of cruel joke. he wouldn’t let him in the first time. the second time he would probably get angry, assuming he’s definitely drunk and/or being an asshole on purpose. both times he wouldn’t ask about it in the morning. the third time around, he would let him in. he would think oh well if it’s happened this many times he must be serious. and he would convince himself it’s not gay because it’s just a guy helping out his bro. he’s not sure which way the help goes. regardless, they “have sex”. it’s lazy frotting and grinding, no kissing (house tries, but wilson doesn’t let him), no penetration. further evidence for wilson to suggest to his mind that it wasn’t gay. in the morning he asks about it. and house has no idea what he’s talking about. and now they’re both freaking out because they think something is wrong with one of them, or it’s some elaborate prank. the fourth time, wilson stops him at the door again. he does like a full drug/alcohol check before letting him in. but he lets him in. and wilson bites his neck to make sure it’s real. in the morning, wilson sees house and goes “aha! it is real! look!” and house sees the mark on his neck and is absolutely mortified because he immediately recognizes that he’s been having sleepsomnia episodes. he apologizes softly and leaves the apartment, not even pausing to think that maybe if wilson was letting him in, that meant he actually did want it. now wilson is confused and frustrated. angst ensues.

if it was wilson: house would give him that wide-eyed puppy dog “seriously?” expecting the bone to be yanked away from him. but wilson would sidle into bed with him and nuzzle his nose into house’s neck. he would be sickeningly sweet, kissing his face and touching him gently. house would welcome it, and he would cum in his pants. he wouldn’t mention it EVER. it would just keep happening. eventually house would figure out what was going on. he would start flinching at wilson’s touch during the day. he would lock his door at night. he would cry and shiver and jerk off, thinking about how none of it was really real. and he would try to set wilson up with women so he would stop trying to get into his room. not that he doesn’t want to have sex, but it hurts too much. the realization that they are both using each other and wilson doesn’t even know. and of course the urge to just keep letting it happen tugs at him. and of course he doesn’t shut it down the first couple times. but at some point it becomes too much like living in a dream. he’s so disconnected from waking reality, he can’t let it continue. his mind is too scrambled to think that maybe there’s a reason wilson keeps going to his room. the fact that he is the desired one, not just the subconscious mind’s need for sexual contact, doesn’t even cross his mind. angst ensues.

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who else starts experiencing withdrawal symptoms when you have to go half the episode or more without seeing wilson

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Mad respect to Wilson because I could never put up with these insane shenanigans. You gotta be so gay to deal with that

still thinking about this scene where house was all commanding to foreman about taking his pills before he finally screams to house about how he didn’t want the pain to come back and house’s eyes soften in understanding.

Nobody can convince me that house isnt physically affectionate in relationships.

He would also be very casual about it, which would confuse and scarpe Wilson so much

YEESSS

House would absolutely be walking around the halls of PPTH holding Wilsons hand as if it's the most normal thing in the world, Wilsons confused as hell but savoring every bit of it

First thing house does when he comes into work is to catch Wilson in the hallway outside of their offices just to smack his ass, act like nothing happened and then walk into his office, leaving Wilson in the hallway flustered and embarrassed (this is canon in my mind)

I also love the idea of him barging into Wilsons office just to touch him. putting his chin on Wilsons shoulder and massaging the other one whilst Wilson sits and works. House either closes his eyes and just relaxes or has a yapfest in Wilsons ear trying to get his attention.

I have many thoughts about them, they are very special to me :(

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