Ain’t nothing wrong with picking up fallen succulent leaves off the floor of the Walmart garden center, takin’ ‘em home, and growing your own plant babies. Pirate those plants. Fuck the system.
Ivan the Terrible and the Souls of His Victims, Mikhail Petrovich Klodt (1835-1914)
If you’re adopted internationally into the United States, BY adoption LAWS you’re legally a citizen, but you still have to apply for documentation and if it’s not done by the age of 18 you have to pay over $500 and get a judge to reopen your adoption case.
Even More Fun Fact: No one actually tells adoptive families, this so many find out after they’re 18 when their kid needs to get a passport, wants to apply for financial aid, get certain jobs, vote or some other shit that requires proof of citizenship and now it’s too late because they’re 18 or over.
AND EVEN MORE FUN FACT! You can sometimes even be deported because you can be considered foreign-born, non-citizens!
Oh and they won’t accept adoption papers or a birth certificate as proof.
Adoption is FUN.
A note to younger users or anyone who might need it:
-Advance Paycheck Loans are a SCAM
-Rent-a-Center and rent-to-own stores are a SCAM
-The lottery is a SCAM
All of these business target low-income neighborhoods and prey on those who need money the most. They are traps. None of them will benefit you.