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So I found this cool website for learning ancient languages

go wild

we’re condemned to death

when a friend does something nice for you for no reason

You just can’t stop yourself from lying, can you?

*Seductively lays on a table* Hey bab- *Table breaks*

Do you ever smell a certain scent and you can remember exactly where you were and what you were doing when you were 8

If you’re a Jensen girl, don’t click on this because you won’t be able to handle it… 

and whatever you do don’t zoom in…

well of course im going to click the link

awww yeah

ok time to zoom in

jESUs TakeE The WHEelL 

jared in the season 9 gag reel

when someone associates you with a character you really really love it’s like the best feeling in the world everyone go home

Wishing you all a New Year filled with happiness, joy, imagination, oxygen, carbon, hydrogen, nitrogen, calcium, phosphorus, and all the other elements necessary for life. Thanks for a great year, Tumblr! See you in 2015.

Special thanks to Cindy Suen for the celebratory robot GIF. 

For Meri

A summary of Peter Capaldi 2k14 

I don’t think I’ll ever land…

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It all just disappears doesn’t it? Everything you are, like breath on a mirror.

I’m my own woman — first, , last — and always!

[MAKE ME CHOOSE]  ⤷ playmoremetallica asked: Jane Foster or Natasha Romanoff?

u wake up on christmas morning and go downstairs, full of excitement. somebody is stealing all of your christmas presents. it is jesus. “its my birthday, not yours” he hisses menacingly, then runs away with all your gifts in his arms

I’d do anything for you.

You know when sometimes you meet someone so beautiful and then you actually talk to them and five minutes later                                                         they’re as dull as a brick? Then there’s other people, when you meet them you think, “Not bad. They’re okay.” And then you get to know them and… and their face just sort of becomes them. Like their personality’s written all over it.                                       And they just turn into something so beautiful.

friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?

me: i don’t have money

friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay

me:

Sometimes, the best man for the job is a  w o m a n.