BUT GUYS HAVE YOU SEEN THIS

S N O W

I don’t think I’ll ever land…

Over time, as a matter of survival, I trained myself to single out certain key sounds. For instance, what may or may not be the bolt-action of an assault rifle being cocked. 

Black Widow: *Tied to a chair and still manages to beat up three guys and free herself*

Black Widow: *Gets Bruce Banner to join the Avengers*

Black Widow: *Tricks Loki, the god of mischief himself, into giving her valuable information*

Black Widow: *Brings Hawkeye out of his brainwashing*

Black Widow: *Doesn't get involved with petty arguments like the rest of the Avengers and keeps her eye on the ball*

Black Widow: *Kicks ass during the alien invasion*

Black Widow: *Hijacks an alien ship so she can reach the portal and close it*

Black Widow: *Wears a costume that isn't any more revealing than her male counterparts*

Black Widow: *Is a wonderfully three-dimensional character with a rich backstory and an overall bad ass*

Media: lol yeah she's only in the Avengers for sex appeal

ur skinny steve is showing

how to stop time: kiss

how to travel in time: read

how to escape time: music

how to feel time: write

how to waste time: social media

3.02 The Kids Are Alright

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