So You Find The Breach, Probe It, The Sphere Comes Through. Six Hundred Feet Above London. Bam! It Leaves

"Close your eyes," said the three-eyed crow. "Slip your skin, as you do when you join with Summer. But this time, go into the roots instead. Follow them up through the earth, to the trees upon the hill, and tell me what you see."

Bran closed his eyes and slipped free of his skin. Into the roots, he thought. Into the weirwood. Become the tree. For an instant he could see the cavern in its black mantle, could hear the river rushing by below. Then all at once he was back home again.

"Winterfell, " Bran whispered.

Not all Americans:

• are fat • like McDonald’s • like meat • drink coffee

All Americans:

• PouR THEIR TEA IN THE BOSTON HARBOR

• HAVE A PET EAGLE

Eyyy

Watching Guardians of The Galaxy with groot-assbutt

Doctor Who in quotes: → Donna Noble

Puppy enjoys listening to guitar

Quite a few people requested some form of trait/personality generator, and here’s the result!  I wanted to keep it vague enough that the options could work for any universe, be it modern, fantasy, scifi, or anything else, so these are really just the basics. Remember that a character is much more than a list of traits, and this should only be used as a starting point– I tried to include a variety of things, but further development is definitely a must.

Could pair well with the gender and sexuality generator.

To Play: Click and drag each gif, or if that isn’t working/you’re on mobile, just take a screenshot of the whole thing (multiple screenshots may be required if you want more than one trait from each category).

s t a r  - l o r d   m a n

Look, it can be nice living in a dream world. It can be great. I know that. And you can hide, and you can pretend… all the crap out there doesn’t exist, but you can’t do it forever because… eventually, whatever it is you’re running from – it’ll find you. It’ll come along, and it’ll punch you in the gut. And then… then you got to wake up, because if you don’t, then trying to keep that dream alive will destroy you! It’ll destroy everything!

You’ve got me! What are you waiting for? At long last, it’s Christmas!

requested by frankie.

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