* body language masterlist
* a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does
* a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes
* 550 words to say instead of fuckin said
* 638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again
* some more body language help
(hope this helps some ppl)
Please stop seeing politics as an identity and start seeing it as a collective means for change
pov youre chongyun and xingqiu takes you to wanmin restaurant
someone let me be emo and a kpop stan and i think that was fucked up of them
Modern AU concept:
*grindr notifcation goes off*
Merlin: Arthur ... Why are you on grindr?
Arthur: Well, you said that I would return when Albion's need is greatest. But I can't do it on my own, so I thought I'll go and recruit some knights. And in the app description it says that you can find men on this app.
Merlin: ...
Merlin: okay then, carry on.
Bonus 1:
Arthur: MERLIN!!!!
Merlin: yes, Arthur?
Arthur: why do all these men want to bed me?!?!?!
Merlin: because it's a dating app. I told you about those
Arthur: oh... Wait, then why did you recognise the notification sound?
Merlin: ...
Arthur: Are you bedding men?
Merlin: I do have a life outside of you.
Arthur: *hurrying to open his phone*
*grindr sound goes off again on Merlin's phone this time.
Merlin: did you just match me?
Arthur: you can't have a life outside of me. I am everywhere.
Bonus 2: *weeks later*
Grindr sound goes off again.
Arthur: holy shit, I think I found Gwaine!!!
Love spell incident with a twist.
Arthur is aware that he's been enchanted to be in love with Merlin. He's completely oblivious to Merlin's feelings though. Otherwise his mind is clear.
Merlin: so, here is the antidote
Arthur: *staring at the antidote* maybe... Maybe let's wait a few more days?
Merlin: what? Why? Don't you want to turn back? I thought this was terrible?
Arthur: it is... i mean, it was. But actually? It's sort of - nice.
Merlin: what? Being enchanted?
Arthur: *flushes* being in love with you.
Merlin: *Thunderstruck* erm... How am I supposed to understand that?
Arthur: well, it's just... You're kind... You care about me and you don't judge me for my feelings and I just... Feel save? Around you, I mean. It's nice, being with you. Even if it's not-
Merlin: real?
Arthur: as close as I would like to be.
Merlin: oh
Arthur: *nervously fumbling with his hands* yeah
Merlin: *struggling* Arthur, I can't let you stay enchanted
Arthur: ... I know. Just... Just a few more days? A week max! I promise, I won't reject the antidote again, I just... I just want to feel like this a little longer
Merlin, who's heart is nearly breaking at the sight, both for Arthur and himself: yeah. Sure. Of course. Just a couple days.
for everyone talking about sherlock & co’s final problem/reichenbach
aha
guys, hear me out
In a modern adaptation at the start of reichenbach, Sherlock doesn't know if he can make it. He knows Moriarty has a plan and that it is one where he is destined to die, so obviously he texts John, warning him and asking him for help.
And what if John doesn't believe him? What if Sherlock has inadvertently "boy who cried wolf"-ed himself? What if John has gotten so used to every small whim of Sherlock's being "life or death" that all that text inspires in him is a small groan and an unwillingness to get off the sofa?
And what if Sherlock has gotten so used to John that he doesn't even bother to save himself, thinking an anxious John Watson is seconds from rounding the corner