I Feel Like Ive Seen Quite A Few Gfms Getting Passed Around And Ive Observed That A Lot Of Them Have

i swear i turned 21 and started having issues w my body… it just stopped working right tf

Cryo Archon is informed that childe has a partner and she’s like “alright okay cool as long as he does his job and doesn’t cause more havoc” and then she finds out it’s the same guy whose banned from her country after slaughtering thousands of Fatui members and just

Sighs

since sherlock & co made lestrade a woman they should make her and mariana kiss

I'm just crazy about the actors AUs...

THE BLORBOS

I think Watson deserves some cuddles and coziness too.

[ID: a digital drawing of Holmes and Watson. Watson is laying on his back with his head resting in Holmes lap with his eyes closed and smiling. Holmes is running a hand through his hair. /End ID]

she's at her limit

Merlin Takes No Shits AU (crack)

Enemy of the Week: Hah! What can a filthy, pathetic, lowly servant like you possibly do without the protection of your prince?

Merlin:

Merlin:

Merlin: Hasta fucking la vista, bitch (shitty fireball cgi)

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Gaius: What were you thinking?! The king could have sentenced you to death! Have you any sense of self-preservation, boy?

Merlin: No

Gaius: ...And?

Merlin: ???

Gaius: Do you have anything to say for yourself?

Merlin: Nah lol

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Arthur: Tell me, Merlin, do you know how to walk on your knees?

Merlin: ...Are you propositioning me?

Arthur: (wide eyes) (blush)

Arthur: You—Of course not! What is wrong with you?

Merlin: Cause if you were, I wouldn't turn your offer down. (easy smirk)

Arthur: (jaw drop)

Merlin: See you around, stranger.

[Silence as Merlin strides away]

Arthur: (shouts) I am the prince. You can't just walk away from me!

[Merlin waves without looking back]

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[Merlin enters the Dragon's cave for the first time.]

Khilgharrah: How small you are for such—

Merlin: Can you, for the love of the Gods, shut up with the mindspeak? I'm trying to sleep.

Khilgharrah: (shocked)

Merlin: thx (leaves)

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Merlin: (mutters) dayum shawty thy bumcheeks should be illegal

Arthur: (who's not deaf) WHAT?

Merlin: what

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Uther: [hate speech about sorcerers]

Merlin in the background, seething: 🤌🤌🤌

Saw a thread on Twitter of "gifts to give a person with ADHD and autism" that was full of stereotypical and quite frankly patronizing items, so here's a list of I (autistic individual) want instead as a gift

Money

Fourteen billion dollars

Free coupon to kill somebody with my teeth

Suitcase full of money

Cool looking rock

Scratching post for me to sink my claws into

An albino elephant

The head of Jeff Bezos mounted on my wall

Uncooked rice

A cup full of blood

100k in cash

my hyperfixations are messing up school does anyone have advice im struggling