I Have A Little Switch In My Head. Its Two Settings Are “do Everything Immediately” And “do Nothing

february is the month for restoration, healthy selfishness and unconditional love

im so pissed. our old doorbell was a stone frog holding an orb on his stomach that would ring the bell if you pressed it. my dad replaced it with one of those bullshit techno apple lookin ringers

Today my wife texted me this, and then immediately called me to make sure I got it because it was “an urgent message”.

IS HERE 

Curious emperor penguins investigate a wildlife camera

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gay_irl

Honestly wish I wasn’t so sensitive and such an overthinker all the time, that shit makes me so insecure

Fave new twitter thread