I Just Think You Should Sing No Matter What You Sound Like And Draw Or Paint No Matter What It Looks

why does wine taste like shit?

you and your soft eyes can get me to do just about anything

It is the year of our lord 2022. I told a customer I liked her shoelaces. Not as a tumblr reference, as a genuine compliment. I had forgotten about the meme altogether, and her shoelaces were a pastel ombré of various pinks and oranges, with bronze aglets.

She smirked. I had fallen into her trap. She would later tell me at the register that she bought fancy shoelaces for every pair of her sneakers, for this very reason.

“Thanks.” she said, mischievously grinning, “I stole them from the president.”

I burst out laughing. She smiled triumphantly, and then the snort in my laugh made her laugh. My 40yo coworker looked at us like we were from mars.

Oh my god what Hoizer song is this?

new love languages dropped (i saw it all in a dream)

• boobs

• eating together

• theft

• pure devotion which makes you turn a blind eye to the rest of the world

• salvation through your lover's touch

• going through grief together

• blood

Rabbits Rabbits Rabbits

Reblog this on the first of the month for good luck all month long!

“But as bad as it was, I learned something about myself … That I could go through something like that, and survive.”

— Nicholas Sparks

Someone on TikTok said that bitches with anxiety love the enemies to lovers trope because the idea of having someone see all of our negative traits first and then still fall in love with us is really comforting since we worry that if someone sees our negative traits after they fall in love, they’ll leave us.

It’s me, I’m bitches.

murderer: (via text) im going to kill you

me: (a week later) omg im so sorry… i saw this when i was in the middle of doing something else and then just completely forgot about it

Fave new twitter thread

SOMEONE PUT IT INTO WORDS