The Doctor Said I Had…

Still remember when a homo- and transphobic acquaintance tried to bring up JKR’s views on trans people in conversation and I shut it down with «oh yeah she’s been saying a lot of dumb shit on Twitter after she finished writing Harry Potter, like when she claimed Dumbledore was gay, just to be politically correct», which made it absolutely impossible for him to admit that he agreed with anything JKR had ever said. Sometimes you just have to weaponise people’s homophobia against their transphobia.

Big day for weird little towns

to anyone who needs a hug right now, I've imbued this post with a hug. in other words after I wrote this post I hugged my phone for 5 minutes, so that energy should cover about 5,000 people

barbie: i just feel so out of sorts….like i’m thinking about death and the nature of my being and i feel like everything around me is suddenly changing and my usual hobbies aren’t exciting me anymore?? and all the parties and games and music aren’t distracting me like they used to :/// maybe something’s the matter with me but the only way to find out for sure might be to venture outside of the only world i’ve ever known and i have no idea what’s waiting for me out there. is leaving safety and comfort and parties worth facing the full truth of my existence and the world?

ken: idk babe but it sounds like a fun adventure to me!! i brought my rollerblades!! omfg i LOVE the indigo girls. do you think i’ll get to do an appendectomy?? THIS IS SO FUN-

Facebook deleted this almost immediately. It's almost like the ultrawealthy don't want us knowing or talking about what's at stake.

thank you Canada 🇨🇦

Undertale-Themed Cookbook!

(art by hyenafu)

Undertale Cooking is a collaborative project with the vibrant community of Undertale fans. While many of us enjoy drawing or writing, others enjoy cooking and baking, and that is a perfect creative outlet for expressing our love for this game. Considering how many wild and wacky foods the game contains, and how much of the game seems to be centered around food and cooking, it really is a perfect match.

The recipies you’ll find in this cookbook come from many people in the fandom, and span almost every single food item you can run across in the game. I’ve done my best to organize, photograph, kitchen-test and edit everything into a cohesive collection. Additionally, we have some lovely art for the cookbook contributed by some wonderful artists.

Ultimately, I’d like to create a free eBook version of this cookbook, something colorful and bright you can flip through and enjoy. That has ended up being a rather ambitious goal, so it may be some time before it’s completed. In the meantime, we do have a printer-friendly compilation of all these recipes so you can download, print out and then cook to your heart’s content.

A huge thanks goes out to everyone for all their contributions, feedback, suggestions and help with this exciting creation!

–Ruins–

Toriel’s Butterscotch-Cinnamon Pie - Done by  sabrepanther

Flowey’s Fire Magic-Infused ‘Friendliness Pellets’ - Done by bonfirepupkin

Spider Cider Doughnuts - Done by toxiccaves

Spider Cider - Done by jaybug-jimmies

Monster Candy - Done by lobstersandcoffeelids

Toriel’s Snail Pie Done by Blue Delliquanti

–Snowdin–

Nice Cream - Done by yfcnvwifeuv

Fried Snow - Done By Jezzy

The Great Papyrus’ Masterfully Crafted Spaghetti - Done by havokwreaker and yesteryears-killer-liner

Cinnamon Bunnies - Done by kov

Bicicles - Done by yfcnvwifeuv

Grillby’s Flaming Hot Burgers and Crispy Fries - Done by avainean

Snowman Pieces - Done by curiouschiroptera

Sans’ Ketchup Pick-Me-Ups -  Done by jaybug-jimmies

–Waterfall–

Sea Tea  - Done by cactustuck

Sea Tea - Alcoholic Version - Done by cactustuck

Baked Crab Apples - Done by jaybug-jimmies

Astronaut Food - Idea by yfcnvwifeuv

Temmie Treats -  Done By Frisk

Dog Salad - Done by pudd1npall3t

Undyne’s EXTREME PASTA - Done by fancifulpotato

Napstablook’s Ghost Sandwich - Done by wexeatxthexrude & chokedonhisrage

Abandoned Quiche - Done by fluffy-critter

Annoying Dog Residue - Done by Rotu1

–Hotland–

Sans’ Water Sausages - Done by wexeatxthexrude

Alphys’ Spicy Shrimp Ramen - Done by unfortunate-outcomes

Endogeny’s Popato Chisps - Done by  joysauceisnotarealsauce

Muffet’s Spider Tea and Cupcakes - Done by jaybug-jimmies

MTT-Brand Human Soul Cake - Done by driedblueberries

–Hotel–

MTT-Brand Glamburgers - Done by Scholomance

MTT-Brand Face Steaks - Done By pudd1npall3t 

MTT-Brand Starfait - Done by alizardnamedtopaz

MTT-Brand Legendary Hero - Done by ollydgaming

Bratty and Catty’s Junk Food Plate - Done by malintatherian

Slush Puppies - Done by orixhime

King Asgore’s Golden Flower Tea - Done by sketcheddd, Lee, and Anonymous

If you have feedback you’d like to give on any of these recipes, feel free to drop a note!

btw while people continue to fight the system don't forget about Undue Medical Debt (formerly RIP Medical Debt), a charity that buys and forgives medical debt. on average a donation of $10 will forgive $1,000 of medical debt.