“omg You’re So Creative. How Do You Get Your Ideas” I Hallucinate A Single Scene In The Taco Bell

so ok yeah fine i watched gravity falls again and read the book of bill

when the autism is being an actual mental health problem instead of making me obsess over fictional characters again:

i lied, we aren't having sex. put your clothes back on. im going to explain the history of a japanese visual kei rock band called malice mizer. it all started on august 1992, they are not french at all but-

Black Friday is such a joke nowadays. “Don’t miss out on 30% off” don’t piss me the fuck off. People used to hit each other over the head for a microwave that’s how low the prices were. People literally died. We used to be a country

the thing about adulthood is when someone says something extremely rude to you, you can either turn the other cheek or calmly & firmly correct them. The third option is to tell them “say that again, I’ll bite you” & everyone sort of nervously laughs and tries to move on from your little joke. Which is why I think it’s very important that when they do say it again you follow through. Nobody actually expects you to bite them. We should be biting more. Also if you’re with the county health department do not read thi s post

I swear I get sad if I wake up and one is on the floor

pov: The Case Study of Vanitas

thinking of a vampire and person dynamic that is really funny to me hold on