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Trans Girls be like “ooou I’m sorry I still have my penis but I’m on hrt and I can’t get hard no matter how long we grind against each other and make out and I’m so soft and my hair is so shiny and smells like your shampoo and I cum different now my dick is so wet and your pussy is so wet now too and we’re still making out nasty are you mad at me” and also they look like angels and have lovely voices I’m gay help

You said it!

cringe isnt an insult. if you find me cringe that means i have power over you. im having a fucking blast while youre seething with vitriol at my very existence. whos really winning here

Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

I will never again know the succulent flavor of a seatbelt

It’s October which means it’s time for the yearly Over the Garden Wall re-watch sesh

Help a homie out today! bite his boobs off!