My Blog Is An Inconsistent Piece Of Shit But At Least I Have Fun

Finally, a vegan alternative to human heart! Douse in ketchup and eat with your hands.

I was just signing myself into the city library and they had a black silly kitten goofing around there🥺 I want to be a librarian when I grow up

Rip Sacher-Masoch, you would've loved RuPaul's Drag Race

Fever is a hilarious immune response. Our bodies tell the disease “hey, wanna see which one of us dies of overheating first? No? Too bad.” and honestly they’re not even the winners a decent chunk of the time but it works often enough that we never evolved it away or anything. Fantastic work.

Happy birthday to the absolute specimen of a man

I'm only signing myself into the digital school system and I already feel the anarchoprimitivism entering my body

Today I went to Kunsthistorisches Museum Wien so I'm posting the least atrociously photographed art I have from there ^^

Behold! Helena Fourment! (Only real ones know the context) (I am ashamed to admit this painting was the entire point of the trip and even after seeing it with my own eyes I still dislike it lol)

Judith with the head of Holofernes:

1. Carlo Sacareni

2. Simon Vouet. Always a pleasure to see his work in a gallery.

Ancient statue of godess Isis. She's so badass looking and the two colors of marble, breathtaking.

Girl in a fur, Tizian. I have no idea if Masoch ever saw this painting so just in case I am in love with her for him. But genuinely, my favourite from the "new" paintings that I saw today.

Me n who? (Idk who they are ngl)

Apollo and Daphne, Jakob Auer. One of those that impressed me the most.

More Apollo.

Dionysus, good to see you!

Aaand souvenirs:

(Somebody cure me of autism please)

WHO'S THAT??? IT'S THE UNKNOWN!!!

Born to be held in the Marquis de Sade's dungeon, forced to have a life and make decisions