When The Customer Service Rep Offends You Just Right

Sorry, but I can’t help but drop our KDA-cosplay-performance off here. If you aren’t Russian it’ll be difficult to understand… but there are a lot of local memes XD Yes, I’m (Akali) cosplayer too. ____ Простите, но я не могу не закинуть сюда наше выступление с косплеем КДА. Если вы не русские, то понять будет сложно… но тут много локальных мемов хд Да, я еще и (Акали) косплеер. 

imagine your icon as the protagonist of the last show you watched

demon, after possessing me: now that i have control over y-

me: y'know.. this is actually kind of hot, if you think about it.. romantic, even. in a way

demon: *immediately exorcizes itself*

good omens is literally 107k words of idiot plot but like. well-executed

[supermarket speaker voice] THERE IS A VERY LARGE BOY CRYING AT THE FRONT DESK, PLEASE COME COLLECT HIM MR FRANKENSTEIN, MR FRANKENSTEIN PLEASE COLLECT YOUR SON

Elsa…

man i’m so clingy but i’m rly lowkey about it like i won’t text u more than three times if u stop responding but i’ll probably cry myself to sleep for two weeks straight and wonder what i did to make u hate me even if u have a reasonable excuse for not responding haha nice 

Alex Hirsch conducting the most vital of research

Has this been done before?

Tiny Will and his dogs, in continuous of my Hannibal AU here 1 & 2 & 3

+ Also I couldn’t find an official name for all of the dogs so I ended up naming some of them myself