[Image Description: Tag Reading “their Dicks Are Hard But Their Hearts Are Soft”]

Host: alright gang this is going to be an epic showdown! We invited two men into the station who both think they’re going on a date with the same girl! Let’s see how this turns out!

Host: oh..

Host: Well apparently they’re making out at this very moment…

Host: well this took a surprising turn

my relationship with zodiac sign related stuff

Soulmate AU

Especially strong emotions and thoughts can be sensed by the individual's soulmate(s).

Examples;

One partner of an established soulmate pair doing something dull or mundane and getting a sudden surge of excited. Their mood is significantly lifted because their soulmate is doing well.

One partner hearing "I wish I was dead" echo through their head and their blood goes cold with shock and worry.

Someone who hasn't met their soulmate yet suddenly getting the mental image of a face and scrambling to see if it's a hint to their partner's identity.

One partner getting a rush of pain in their kneecaps one day and getting annoyed at their reckless soulmate.

Please add on!!

FORGIVE ME

don’t like this but I worked on it for far too long to scrap it now ):

Cinematic parallels

Ok so I used the text generator that the Grumps used and I got this

drew all these lovely idiots in chibi form GOD I LOVE THEM SO MUCH!

DazAtsu is so beautiful! :D

It

is

indeed

an

exceedingly

lovely

and

beautiful

ship

Fyodor and Dazai first met when they attended the same seminar for dramatic bitches.

Fyodor: My cape flutters more dramatically than your coat. 

Dazai: oH GAME ON ASSHOLE