Pygmalion And Galatea! Inspired By This Really Beautiful Photography [x]

Halloween: Michael Myers returns, murdering people across his former hometown.

Halloween 2: Michael Myers returns, murdering people across his former hometown.

Halloween 3: The owner of a latex mask company sells masks with microchips inside, each containing a fragment of Stonehenge, and each chip will summon a swarm of murderous insects once triggered by a Halloween commercial that will kill the wearer and help bring witchcraft back to the world.

Halloween 4: Michael Myers returns, murdering people across his former hometown.

a villain who commits crimes because they want to impress the hero and get their attention but they don't know how to flirt like a regular person

A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.

Bartender: thanks for stopping that bar fight, spiderman. Can I get you a drink? It’s on the house

Peter: thank you, but I can’t

Bartender: why not

Peter:

Bartender:

Peter, trying not to give his age away: I’m pregnant

These are David Tennant's two brain cells.

I’m on a roll tonight bois

If I were the real Fyodor, I’d be gay for the Bsd Fyodor tbh

Leon continues to try his best  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

U know what, I’m reblogging all my art here and then probably deleting culaccino