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Host: alright gang this is going to be an epic showdown! We invited two men into the station who both think they’re going on a date with the same girl! Let’s see how this turns out!

Host: oh..

Host: Well apparently they’re making out at this very moment…

Host: well this took a surprising turn

Soulmate Au #2 Everytime you fall asleep while your soulmate isn’t, you can see what they see, but you can’t control what they are doing.

What if you go to sleep and your soulmate writes stories so they’re always up late. So you just watch as they write for hours, watching every little word appear on the screen.

What if your soulmate loves to paint pictures, or do graffiti with only red paint, like they only ever use red paint. So you decide to take an early nap too see what store they go to in order to buy that shade of red, and it turns out they are a murder.

What if you watch as your soulmate leaves little notes and just stares at them so you can read them, like little, “where ever you are, I love you.” notes?

What if your soulmate is your best friend, and at a sleep over you fall asleep first you you just see in thier vision as they draw dicks on your forehead.

What if your soulmate is being held captive so you use your resources to figure out where they are.

What if your soulmates dead and you just fall asleep and see that your in a coffin. Unmoving.

What if your soulmate writes little notes for you and you do the same and you have little conversations via notes and one day you fall asleep and you see that your in a hospital, flatlining.

The important question is not, COULD gandalf kick dumbledore’s ass, but WOULD he. Answers below.

Having OCs is the best because all my headcanons for them are confirmed

good omens is literally 107k words of idiot plot but like. well-executed

let’s go on a date and by date I mean lay in bed and make out for 3 hours

yall i just found the funniest thing on the harry potter wiki

Bedelia: What are you doing?

Hannibal: Appreciating fine literature and art.

Bedelia: But you’re just looking at pictures and texts from Will.