me fantasizing about making a thing but not actually making it but I’m having a great time just fantasizing about it so it’s ok
Me, opening my own story: I wonder if the author's updated yet
Host: alright gang this is going to be an epic showdown! We invited two men into the station who both think they’re going on a date with the same girl! Let’s see how this turns out!
Host: oh..
Host: Well apparently they’re making out at this very moment…
Host: well this took a surprising turn
[supermarket speaker voice] THERE IS A VERY LARGE BOY CRYING AT THE FRONT DESK, PLEASE COME COLLECT HIM MR FRANKENSTEIN, MR FRANKENSTEIN PLEASE COLLECT YOUR SON
Whenever you join a fandom
Person A: Whoah! Your muscles are huge!
Person B: *sips energy drink* Thanks, it’s from carrying emotional baggage and repressed trauma.
Like, yes, this kid is a fanboy to rival fanboys, but, what if under some miracle, he actually saw the weirdness in having someone’s face on his underwear?
Like:
Person (trying to make fun of Midoriya): Ha, you probably have All Might underwear, you fanboy
Midoriya: What? No? That’s just weird. Yeah, I’m a fanboy, but that’s crossing a line that even I don’t want to cross.
What if he was self aware?
Back from Dark Era stageplay and not really breathing.
Below is a review of the stageplay, hence please do not read it if you are going to catch the play and wish to avoid spoilers! This is not in chronological order of events; I’m focusing on what impressed me and commenting on the adaptation to stage.
All images below are borrowed from Natalie’s coverage of the play.
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In the morning
Leon continues to try his best ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
kishimoto: Sasuke is a prodigy ninja
me, who spent the last 300+ chapters reading about Sasuke getting his ass beat concave: