A WEEK TO NORAGAMI CHAPTER 76 OFOFOFOFOFOFOF OF

good omens is literally 107k words of idiot plot but like. well-executed

Day 1: Vampire 

no one:

me: here’s a flow chart of 41 lgbtq+ book recommendations, have fun!

disclaimer: this is a very non-comprehensive list since I’m only including books that I’ve read

Humans in modern fantasy setting where magic and supernatural beings are hidden from most of the world: Ghosts don’t exist, vampires don’t exist, magic doesn’t exist, it must have been something else like the breeze and those squirrels.

Humans in real life: OMG THAT WEIRD CLOUD IS AN ALIEN SPACECRAFT! THERE IS A WEREWOLF ON THAT HIGHWAY! AHHH GHOSTS!!!!

Alex Hirsch conducting the most vital of research

my heart is a toddler throwing a tantrum in a store and my brain is the parent continuing to shop 

Tis the season to be spooky 💀🎁🎄

Chuuya: It’s pride month! You know what that means…

Atsushi: I get to eat as many skittles as I want?

Chuuya: No!

Chuuya: What has Dazai been telling you?

Dazai, pouring skittles in his mouth: Taste the rainbow, b*tch.