THE MIDNIGHT BURGER POST EVERYONE YAY YIPPEE

someone tell me why im suddenly in love with kai parker from tvd?

i mean, i knew i was mentally ill. i just didn’t know i was THAT mentally ill.

Chat, in all seriousness, do you think Kai Parker would vape???

Because I fear he would pick it up to try, at least once, to see what all the fuss is about. But knowing him as he is, faults and all, I know he'd stick with it. Part of me thinks he would do so because of how he has been set up to function, fixating on things that ease his anxiety, but then, another part of me knows he would stick too it because of how douche it would make him look. Just imagine the side eyes DAMON would be giving him.

Just imagine you're studying in your room, he's on your bed, and then suddenly the room fills with lemon-strawberry-scented sweetness. You turn to look at him to ask, quite naturally: 'What the fuck?' and you just catch him staring contemplatively at the ceiling, vape in mouth, as he looks as if he's trying to figure out the mystery that is life (what he wants to eat for lunch).

Wally "devoted sheepdog" Clark... bruh Mr. Martin was spot on

it genuinely depresses me thinking about how kai never experienced the late 90s & early 00s

contender for worst post

atla

AHHHHH FIRST FEW EPISODES OF SCHOOL SPIRITS SEASON 2 RELEASES TODAY (this is my equivalent of a holiday)

Give your man butterflies and high blood pressure.

ao3 author: this chapter is very explicit, I’m sorry for anyone who is uncomfortable with this

me, an intellectual: my brother in Christ, I’ve read and composed things that would make God himself file a restraining order *lights a cigarette* you think this is gonna scare me? I’ve been desensitized since the fanfic trenches of 2012