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Weird Magic: the Gathering effects

Magic has a lot of cards and mechanics, so kinda wanted to try and see how well people both in and out of the community could fare at one of these. For fairness, I limited things to paper, tournament-legal cards, none of the joke sets or digital exclusive ones. Using current versions of each card's text, presented here as excerpts. Order for the poll was randomized. Reblog for a bigger sample size hopefully outside the magic community.

Also ocean

go to this random coordinates generator and say in the tags how you would fare if you were dropped where it generates without warning. i’ll go first i’d be dropped in the middle of the fucking south atlantic ocean and perish

Charles III: Don't paint my hands or face red, I don't want people to think I've got blood on them.

Painter: Of course, your majesty.

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

The best part of wearing a mask? Not having to hold your breath when you flush a public toilet to avoid the airborne poo particles

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How to prevent Netflix from cancelling Dead boy detectives? I'm already attached to this series, it will be a pity if another good show just gonna be cancelled after first season

Tell everyone you know, in real life and online, to watch it. Word of mouth is incredibly effective. Be an evangelist for the show.

The vet just described Leeloo’s lungs from her last check up as sounding like “Diet Coke poured over Rice Krispie’s”, a description that dealt me a fair bit of psychic damage. She must have been so fucking miserable.

But today she’s sounding amazing, her lungs are nice and clear. Unfortunately she needs another round of X-rays to see if her lungs collapsed permanently or of they’ve resumed better function now. I can delay them until after I get my loan disbursement but if anyone wants to take advantage of my commission sale it’d be put to great use toward my muppets bills.

For those who’ve donated as this is going on I cannot even stress enough how much it’s helped me out, I adore you and your generosity.

Leeloo says thanks too!

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t