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i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

Used my least favorite color and a misspelling of my least favorite drink.

The Bat Gentleman vs The Thing from Below.

So, as you know, or don't, an employee got fired from Starbucks and they posted all the recipes online =)

part 1

@catboybiologist you now have a cishet in your followers list <3

i love cishets and their somewhat ugly pride merch that lets us know they're at least fairly safe to be around i'm serious. like genuinely being like 13 and seeing random adults at the store in black "love is love" shirts where every letter is a different pride flag and the whole thing clashes horribly was the most comforting thing.

Charles III: Don't paint my hands or face red, I don't want people to think I've got blood on them.

Painter: Of course, your majesty.

Tone

Change a single letter and change the word game

I want to play a game with you all.

You have to make a new word by changing only one letter of the last word.

Dirt

hello i really hate to ask, but if you enjoy my shirt posts and have a few dollars to spare, I’m a black lesbian living in a transitional house and i have been having a rough couple months financially. I just need help with transportation for work (Ubers $36), i appreciate anything you can spare even reblogs go a long way

ppal + kofi

this guy's beef got old enough to have geology