I Hate That I Share Memes And Tweets That I Find Funny. It’s Like Telling Friends “this Is What I

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I...tried to make a meme and got carried away and made A Thing that is like partially unfinished because i spent like 3 hours on it and then got tired.

I think this is mostly scientifically accurate but truth be told, there seems to be relatively little research on succession in regards to lawns specifically (as opposed to like, pastures). I am not exaggerating how bad they are for biodiversity though—recent research has referred to them as "ecological deserts."

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The idea of the magic card "Swords to plowshares" is essentially that target creature rejects the way of the sword and becomes a farmer instead, hence you lose them as a combatant but gain the health from their farming.

This is really fuckin funny in conjunction with a lot of potential targets for that card. Can you just imagine you're an average farmer in an MTG plane, have a normal-ass day, and all of a sudden you look to the east, and stretching up past the clouds you see Ulamog, the despoiler, one of the infamous eldrazi titans, a creature that corrupts all that is good by its mere presence. And all the enormous bastard is doing is using their massive fuckin tendrils to plow the land and plant potatos, and tend to their flocks of eldrazi spawn, and then it turns its eyeless head thats the size of several cities at you and tips its wide brimmed straw hat at you and continues going about its work.

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A blond has been hiding that she’s a lesbian from her parents for years

She has always been scared that they wouldn’t accept her like many other parents do. She was speaking about it to her best friend, who is familiar with her parents.

Her friend said “Are you serious? I thought they knew already, why wouldn’t they accept you? Just tell them today”.

The blond was nervous but decided to take her friend’s advice.

During dinner that evening, she began to open herself to her parents.

“I have something to say to you 2, I have been a lesbian for years now and I’ve been hiding it from the 2 of you, please accept me.” she began.

Her parents looked at each other in bewilderment.

“Why do you think we won’t accept you?” her mom said.

“Yeah, are you dumb?” said her other mom.

why do black people use you in the wrong context? such is "you ugly" instead of "you're ugly" I know u guys can differentiate, it's a nuisance

you a bitch

I have one kink and it’s not a bad idea but it’s also not the best

I have one kink and it's not a good idea.

Glass of water (oil on canvas) Artist / Emma May Riley