I Got A Slinky Hopefully My Brother Doesn't Steal It

@the-midn1ght-h0wlz there's stuff inside for u

important image my brother sent me

@mandownthestreet I found u

hello I am one of those kids

I have the first kids on my mom's side to reach 13 without drinking alcohol.

Yes, I am aware that that's an achievement most people would never think should exist.

We weren't sneaking alcohol either, the adults encouraged it.

The bar was on the floor and we kept tripping over it, because babies can't walk. My aunt carried around a mini bottle of whiskey in the diaper bag for my baby cousin.

YAYYYY FINALLY DON WITH TESTING

i named him Bismuth

Reblog if think trans people are neato

"why do you want to go to ikea???"

no reason

more ice