“What Came First, The Chicken Or The Egg?”

“What came first, the chicken or the egg?”

Now a definitively answerable question: the egg. That’s how evolution works.

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1 month ago

Hot take: every ironic Internet post is also an unironic Internet post


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8 months ago

and how many petulant letters embedded in well-designed structures?

This Is The Exact Sort Of Passive-aggressive Rich Old Man Grumpiness I Can Get Behind
This Is The Exact Sort Of Passive-aggressive Rich Old Man Grumpiness I Can Get Behind

This is the exact sort of passive-aggressive Rich Old Man Grumpiness I can get behind

3 weeks ago
Sapphic Saturday

sapphic saturday

1 week ago

Political power grows out of the head of a drone


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1 year ago
“Robert Pattinson Showed Up With IPhone Voice Recordings And Had Already Nailed The Voice For ‘THE

“Robert Pattinson showed up with iPhone voice recordings and had already nailed the voice for ‘THE BOY AND THE HERON’ before recording started. It was his first ever voice role and he finished in 2 days.” (source)

5 months ago

masks and helmets that hides someone's face in such a way that they become the face themselves my beloved

Masks And Helmets That Hides Someone's Face In Such A Way That They Become The Face Themselves My Beloved
Masks And Helmets That Hides Someone's Face In Such A Way That They Become The Face Themselves My Beloved
Masks And Helmets That Hides Someone's Face In Such A Way That They Become The Face Themselves My Beloved
Masks And Helmets That Hides Someone's Face In Such A Way That They Become The Face Themselves My Beloved
Masks And Helmets That Hides Someone's Face In Such A Way That They Become The Face Themselves My Beloved
Masks And Helmets That Hides Someone's Face In Such A Way That They Become The Face Themselves My Beloved

these are all creatures to me

4 weeks ago

"Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me, I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"

What does does it mean to be a citizen of a nation built on genocide? America is made of conquerors and refugees, killers and survivors. Can the US absolve itself? I can't say we were ever great, don't know if I can say we were ever good. But I think the best we've ever been is when we've held a welcoming hand to the world's refugees. At this point it feels like the least we can do.

2 months ago

There are 100-200 feral hogs loose in the state of New Hampshire. They are considered to be "Running at large", and are escapees from the Blue Mountain Forest association. They mainly reside in forests in the Connetecut river valley, where they wait, amassing their numbers, waiting for a chance to strike. The South and California have already fallen. We are next.

There Are 100-200 Feral Hogs Loose In The State Of New Hampshire. They Are Considered To Be "Running
There Are 100-200 Feral Hogs Loose In The State Of New Hampshire. They Are Considered To Be "Running
3 months ago
Wojtek Was A Syrian Brown Bear Adopted By The Polish II Corps During World War II. He Was Officially
Wojtek Was A Syrian Brown Bear Adopted By The Polish II Corps During World War II. He Was Officially

Wojtek was a Syrian brown bear adopted by the Polish II Corps during World War II. He was officially enlisted as a soldier to ensure he could travel with the unit and was given the rank of private. He became famous for helping carry artillery shells during the Battle of Monte Cassino. Wojtek was also known for drinking beer, eating cigarettes, and wrestling with soldiers.

After the war, he was taken to Scotland, where he lived at the Edinburgh Zoo until his passing in 1963.

7 months ago

I get such a kick out of the prefix 'cis'

getting a book cislated: yup, still can't read it

cisition timeline: just a selfie

cisformation: make a bunch of super saiyan sounds and walk away

cisubstantiation: by the power of god this bread has remained bread

idk its just neat

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