Last Night I Had A Dream About Bill Cipher. I Was Trying To Make A Fugly Cake And Bill Was Committing

Machiyoh

Act 3 how we feeling

You know how Percy gets turned into a Guinea Pig in SoM? Someone headcanoned that Percy's favorite snack is leaves of lettuce because he was turned into a Guinea pig.

What if Percy had other Guinea Pig tendencies?

Imagine Percy whistling and grunting and jumping up and down when he got into the same college as Annabeth, or when Estelle was born.

Imagine Percy squeaking while cuddling with Annabeth, or when Grover is visiting, or while hanging out in the bookshop with Tyson.

Imagine Percy rough-housing with some campers during training and instinctively nipping at them.

Imagine Percy hiding in his room or cabin - not because he's afraid, but because he's stressed. Or huntching over when he sits.

Imagine Percy going to the beach just to dig tunnels (much to Poseidon's concern).

Imagine Percy throwing his head in the air when he gets annoyed or chattering his teeth when he's frustrated.

Imagine Percy holding himself back from licking his loved ones

Imagine Percy walking around his cabin in circles or swimming laps in the camp lake when stressed.

Imagine Percy yawn when he stretches after sleeping every time without fail.

Imagine Percy biting on pencils when he's bored and wants attention.

Imagine Percy rubbing his face on Paul's shoulder after marrying Sally to scent mark him as his family.

So many possibilities for fanfiction

best ship dynamic is when they go from "you fool" (derogatory) to "you fool" (desperate)

Hi! I'm Gray, I've been lurking around this site since 2017 but was never active until around two years ago. I got locked out of my old account, so I've made this one! I'm going to be uploading my fics from Ao3 to here now!

I welcome (and beg for) suggestions with open arms! Here are some fandoms I'm in:

Ted Lasso

Alice in Borderland

Generation Loss

Extra Ordinary Woo (haven't finished the show)

Sally Face

Detroit Become Human

PJO (book + series)

SHAZAM (2019)

🚫NO SMUT/KINK🚫

I write angst and fluff fics. If you have an idea for a fic PLEASE suggest it to me 🙏

the obsession some people have with their ships being canonized…..who are you, the catholic church

Ao3 is one of the only places I truly feel comfortable posting BECAUSE there is no algorithm

A few of these are probably referring to the date posting bug thing, but AAAAAAAAAAAH!

yall need to lock the fuck in if you want more dhmis content. i dont think yall realize how hard this shit is without OUR support. season two is already off the table so weve gotta start dropping cash or we’re not getting shit for the next decade!!!

money makes the world go round no matter how much we hate it. if you want more content the creators have to get the money for it. its gone back to being self funded which means WE have to pitch in if we want something!!

theyve been too incredibly kind to us by letting us have their stuff for free. its very reasonable to charge now!! hell, it wouldve been reasonable to charge from the beginning!!! yall are fucking spoiled by becky and joe!!!! be grateful!!

even if you dont have the cash you should still tell people about the website, advertise that shit dude!!!! we as a community have to pull together if we want things. the creators are just not big enough to fund these kinds of things themselves. pull up your damn bootstraps and stops complaining over 12 fucking dollars!!!!!!

This month, my class was supposed to read The Great Gatsby (we're high school seniors, so most of us are 17/18, so a lot of my class voting in their first primary election), but our teacher was out sick all of January, so we were supposed to read on our own.

This week was Midterms week, and she finally came back. We were supposed to take a test on The Great Gatsby next week, but she gave us some options since she hasn't been around to talk with us about the book:

A. Take the test

B. Only do the open-ended portion of of the test

C. Write an essay about The Great Gatsby instead

One classmate got her to add D. No test at all.

Most people didn't want to take any test, but some of us (including myself) were hoping for something to boost our grade. One person asked if they alone could still take the full test even if everyone else voted differently, but it had to be everyone or no one takes it.

Unsurprisingly, the majority voted D. Not even a minute later, when my teacher reiterated that there would be no test, a classmate (voted D) asked "Wait, we're not taking the test?"

My teacher said "Yes, it's what you voted for."

He smiled and said "Oh, I wasn't paying attention."

He didn't know what he was voting for.

Our teacher told us our options over 5 times and he didn't pay attention a single time. She made sure we knew what our options were over and over, answering questions like how it would effect our grade, why she was giving us options at all.

All that time to thinking about it, discuss it with each other, ask her more questions, and he didn't even bother to pay attention to what he was actually voting for...