I am relieved that that the turbulence wasn't forecastedI couldn't have changed anyways
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autistic who goes “fun fact” and then proceeds to tell you the most gruesome unfunny thing you’ve heard all day
The generation gap between me and ppl of my own age
are you captivated by my hubris? does my commitment to fulfilling my prophesied doom make me hot? does my imminent but unstoppable tragedy entrance you?
Dracula parrot (Pesquet's parrot).
Upsetting people and not knowing why or how but having to apologise anyway because I'm horrid at interpreting emotions and social cues my beloved
has this been done
damn girl you really suck at pretending to be human
some people don't even deserve a place in your memories
[pointing at the reader] YOU experience feelings of alienation!
my permanent eyebags and perpetual air of confusion make me irresistible to women
i’m not “mentally ill” i’m just doomed by the narrative
starting to think I may actually have some issues and even perhaps problems
who up delaying the inevitable
I AM HAUNTED BY A PAST I CANNOT GO BACK TO !!!!!! anyways
crow 522
it is what it is *throws up blood*
me (an evil persecutor) on my way to take candy from babies (evilly) because i’m evil and fucked up (i’m a persecutor btw)
being smart has never stopped me from being a complete fucking idiot
is this not what happened
waxwing enjoys a nice splash in the pool
heh... step aside ladies... let a real man handle this (does the exact same thing but worse)
Are you insan? Sick in the head perhaps? Well so am I. Let’s go to Claire’s