Wife Is Crying Because I Told Her I Just Want Her To Be Happy With Life Regardless Of Whether That's

Wife is crying because I told her I just want her to be happy with life regardless of whether that's married to me in the future, or if she marries a man and I must remain her friend for eternity as long as she's content. WHAT DO I DO???? I DONR WANT HER CRYING??? HELP???

Sometimes when I go to tesco they'll have gin next to this one drink (I don't remember what kind) but it says diablo on it and I really want to get a picture because it's everyone's favourite siblings in a different universe/hj

I hasth purchased cookie dough approximately three nights ago, but, alas, I forgot to keep it refrigerated for I was suffering from an ailment (a cold) and it ended up on my desk for the three days. Unfortunately, it appears there's approximately half of a tube left, and I hate to waste such delicious food. That being said, is this alright to consume?

I shan't be taking constructive criticism unfortunately, my darling friend has already advised me against it, but, it is rather presumptions to assume someone such as I, whomst eats far more peculiar things, shall heed her warnings. With this in mind, I shall eventually conclude whether this was smart decision making, or, in fact, an error on my part.

The urge to talk with, like, a really victorian sounding vocabulary, and the desire to talk exclusively with um modern?? terms are both within me and they're fighting with swords right now. Most of the time this results in me sounding like a vampire who's been alive since the 1800's and eventually stopped trying to sort out the current slang and now says stuff like "you engaged in amorous congress, my dear bro? That's utterly awesome sauce!" Via text and I think I have to accept that

Wife's not working yk what that means

:( dinosaur time

In this world, nobody has your back. As i have discovered today, they shall not tell you things, despite having known each other your whole life.

(Nobody told me I was saying "narrating" wrong)

(I've been saying narra-rating and nobody corrected me)

I got hot water directly from the tap in my eye it burs so much

and now I'm sat in my bathroom crying via candle light oh my

Arguing with bro and panicking because I'm losing (I effectively stopped all further confrontation by asking if they're anemic mid fight)

Today I learnt I somehow haven't mentioned my own brother to somebody I've been friends with for over a year now oh my- I mean in my defense he's a lot older than me + lives far away so I haven't seen him in years, but, I just casually said "yeah I think my brother was in the military too" and she was stunned

Talking about fanfiction with my group chat and everytime they ask what my favourite fanfics for certain ships are I just have to deflect the conversation because my favourite fics just so happen to be written in october and they don't want to match my freak (the freaky little guys make me cry over them for 30+ chapters)