Oh Characters Doomed From The Start We’re Really In It Now

we need more representation in media for people who are just dogshit at improvising snappy one liners. too many characters these days can come up with the smartest funniest thing to say in any given situation with zero rehearsal or hesitation and it's just not realistic. we need more guys who say shit like "yeah, well, um, how about you, uh, suck my dick?"

Please, Eddie, only you can stop this.

they are so special to me

when i say “girl” randomly as an interjection i’m speaking to the omnipresent all knowing being of Girl. asking her for mercy. taking girl’s name in vain

i feel like they would laugh like maniacs and then start to panic when they realize they're not slowing down as fast as they thought they would

on the teacup ride

nancy and jonathan: *talking and spinning calmly*

billy and steve: *flying past them, spinning as fast as they can and screaming, billy is yelling every curse word imagineable, steve is begging to be let off the ride*

Sometimes i forget that stranger things is literally the most popular show on Netflix and not a little secret i share with some people on tumblr.com

my dearest headcanon is that both billy and max have big issues eating at home. everyone in that house sucks at cooking but billy was unable to really stomach anything after his momma left and what were easy meals became stomachaches for max because of the tension and the 99.9% chance of a fight breaking. i can and i will bet $100 they BOTH threw up the first day of school at hawkins.

both can eat the cafeteria food and will eat anything, not picky at all, although they have an awful diet. max runs on ketchup packets and plain bread and billy's breakfast and dinner are cigarettes.

now, when they get closer to the party (pretend that billy is safe and sound), they learn about this and decide to fix it immediately. max ends up having dinner at someone's house (usually lucas). billy gets leftovers from joyce when he goes to pick her up at the byers house. dustin coincidentally always gets extra sandwiches his mama made for lunch and no, he cant eat them all, max can you help him? steve invites billy to get hot dogs, burgers, and uh, a salad too, something healthy right?, after practice. and they both should get water, too—

it takes them some time but when they realize, both billy and max are awful mad. yet, upon thinking about it, max doesnt go to bed with a stomachache and billy doesnt feel nauseous every day. so, maybe it *is* okay

maybe they just forgot how it felt to be taken care of

my friend @miithriilart made me this for my birthday IM OBSESSED AAAAAA

This is why they had beef

Cheer practice.

Hi, I'm new. This is a rough sketch on an index card. I'll try to clean it up on my iPad later?