Yes. Both.

The sword one is legit. Sexy

MR GRAYSON PLEASE GIVE US SOME OF YOUR HEAR ME OUT LIST

-🥞

ALRRIGHHT

here we go

Lemme pull up my notes app..

I'll do a top ten

1

Sirenhead

2

The Eye of Sauron (plus tower)

3

Oogie Boogie

4

Marshmallo

5

CBBC Iplayer logo

6

Obanai's katana

7

Minecraft Enderman

8

Google Chrome logo

9

Henry Hoover (even though he's an annoying incompotent little bastard)

and finally

10

Smaug

Do not eat the drugs. That is how addictions happen

There can't be a drug trade if I eat all the drugs

*nods sagely* you would be an amazing villain if you crossed over to the dark side

I would feel safer with an emergency hand grenade. Bats, thoughts?

They have a Wall of Shame for the Worst Mission Plans™. Among them are:

- Hire a band for mood music

- Build a fake Batburger

- Draw Killer Croc out by flooding the sewers

- End all crime by renaming Crime Alley to Lawful Fun Times Alley

- Do all the drugs so there's nothing left to deal

- Adopt all the criminals and ground them so they can't leave the house and do crime

- Kill everyone

- Give all civilians an emergency hand grenade

- Microdose bullets to build immunity

- Take Gotham and move it somewhere else because there's clearly something in the water

- Dump all the Rogues in Metropolis. They're Superman's problem now

I got a tired nurse who tells to rest and take my meds. Better than something evil, but I'd still get the place. It's Gotham and she's nice, I have no complaints. Best roommate I've had

You're about to close on your very own, suspiciously affordable and comfortable house. Just before you sign the contract, the realtor shows you the required legal disclosure: your new house is haunted by the type of presence you'll get from this spinner wheel.

Of course it is.

I found it in villainy ☺️

Does anybody have a will to live? A goddamn will to live? Can someone please tell me where I can find a will to fucking live?

Waiter! Waiter! More timber analysis focused on Bernard please!

I really hope JK Rowling knows Tumblr hates her. I want her to know Tumblr hates her.

writer: this is one of my male characters! he cares about his guy friends and loves them deeply.

tumblr: oh! so he’s gay!

writer: uh…no, he’s attracted to women.

tumblr: ….so he’s bi!

writer: uhh…no…….he loves his guy friends but he’s not romantically/sexually attracted to them.

tumblr: ….so you’re homophobic.

writer: