POST TRUMP OF INFECTIOUS AND PSYCHOLOGICAL DISEASES:
Trumpism Syndrome
Definition: A psychological condition emerging post-COVID-19, characterized by a loss of critical thinking and an intense devotion to misinformation. Symptoms include an inability to differentiate between fact and fiction, excessive political extremism, and a firm belief in unsubstantiated claims.
Treatment: Cognitive behavioral therapy and media literacy programs are recommended to curb the influence of conspiratorial thinking.
Trumped
Definition: A dermatological condition caused by prolonged exposure to excessive tanning products or lotions. This results in an unnatural, orange-toned skin discoloration, often accompanied by skin irritation and premature aging.
Treatment: Gradual cessation of tanning products and hydration therapy to restore skin’s natural balance.
Trump's
Definition: A dietary condition where excessive consumption of carrots leads to a pronounced orange tint in the skin, also known as carotenemia. This condition results from the overabundance of beta-carotene in the bloodstream.
Treatment: Reducing carrot intake and increasing hydration to flush excess carotenoids from the body.
Trumpissed
Definition: A gastrointestinal disorder caused by the overconsumption of orange juice, leading to chronic acid reflux and digestive discomfort. Symptoms include burning sensations in the chest and throat, bloating, and frequent burping.
Treatment: Limiting acidic beverages, consuming antacids, and a diet designed to balance stomach pH levels.
Trumping
Definition: A social condition characterized by excessive self-aggrandizing speech and the propagation of unfounded claims. Sufferers often engage in loud, boastful conversations that lack coherence, leading to frustration in listeners.
Treatment: Mindfulness techniques and social communication workshops are recommended for improving clarity and empathy in conversations.
Trumpitus
Definition: A state of overwhelming self-importance and egocentrism, often triggered by external validation or praise. Those affected may experience a compulsion to dominate conversations and seek constant admiration.
Treatment: Regular humility training and grounding exercises to focus on collective over individual achievement.
Trumpdosis
Definition: An addiction-like condition where individuals become excessively reliant on media sources that reinforce their personal biases. Symptoms include a disconnection from reality and an inability to critically evaluate opposing viewpoints.
Treatment: A gradual detox from biased media, accompanied by exposure to diverse perspectives and critical thinking exercises.
Trumpencephalopathy
Definition: A cognitive disorder that results from prolonged exposure to inflammatory rhetoric, leading to a significant decline in reasoning and empathy. It may manifest as an inability to engage in productive dialogue or understand differing opinions.
Treatment: Neurological therapy and a commitment to open-mindedness and intellectual humility.
Trumpathy
Definition: A psychological ailment in which the individual experiences a complete lack of empathy, often as a result of being desensitized to the suffering of others due to excessive media consumption.
Treatment: Therapy focused on emotional intelligence and learning to reconnect with others’ experiences and needs.
If symptoms persist! Ahh there's no cure.
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“She had this way of always finding the good and believing in everything despite all that she had seen. And that is what I loved the most - the pure magic of her undying hope.”
— Becca Lee
Red Friday.. Remember everyone Deployed!
Labor is promising to stop price gouging because of Greens pressure.
Greens tried to make price gouging illegal last year. Labor voted it down because they don't want to make it look like Greens pressure works, but they've realised the only way to win the election is to adopt Greens policies because Greens policies actually tackle the cost of living.
Voting for the Greens isn't a waste of time. It's vital for a better government that puts people before profit and it WORKS.
DUTTON, PALMER, WRIGHTSON
The Trumpet of PARASITES
Peter Dutton and his so-called policies are little more than hollow noise, rhetoric without resolve, robotic in delivery and deeply disconnected from the reality everyday Australians face. His team of yes-men and sycophants follow him like programmed drones, pretending to care for the people while parroting ideas that are either recycled, unrealistic, or downright dangerous.
Take his absurd power plant proposal, reviving nuclear energy as if it's the saviour of our nation. It’s laughable. What happens if something goes wrong? Where will the toxic waste go? Who manages the risk when the inevitable happens? This is not a solution, this is a future catastrophe waiting to happen, burdening the next generations with fallout, both literal and political.
Then there’s his personal narrative, dragging his own son into the political conversation as a token of relatability. Please. This is a man with the privilege and wealth to give his family a comfortable life, using them to score points in a game that doesn’t concern the majority struggling to make ends meet.
Let’s not forget his Trump-like behaviour. "Let’s get Australia back on track!" Sound familiar? It’s disturbingly close to “Make America Great Again,” isn’t it? It’s as if the ghost of Trump is whispering in his ear, guiding his speeches. It reeks of mimicry, of playing to the lowest common denominator, of fuelling fear instead of building hope.
The Liberal Party of today is not the Liberal Party of yesterday. We live in a different world, climate crisis, wealth inequality, indigenous justice, housing stress, yet Dutton’s mob act like it’s still 1950. They offer solutions fit for a time long gone, in a world that no longer exists.
And then there’s Clive Palmer and his train-wreck party of political parasites. His ads are as racist as they are ridiculous, seriously, a train with Asian writing used to promote a nationalist agenda? The hypocrisy is off the charts. Suellen Wrightson, another echo chamber of empty promises, blabbers on as if she’s going to deliver the moon, while sounding like the voiceover to a bad conspiracy video. Her recent statements have drawn criticism for being not only misleading but overtly xenophobic.
These parties, the Liberals, Palmer's circus, and the other "trumped-up patriots", are not fighting for Australians. They’re fighting for seats, power, and control. Just like that fish n’ chips shop racist from Queensland Pauline Hanson, and her One Nation rubbish of irony gaslighting xenophobic retoric, many of these reactionary voices are from up north, as if that corner of the map has become a breeding ground for backward politics.
Meanwhile, Albanese… yes, he’s not perfect. He sticks to the script too often and falls into the same old political routine. But at least he’s not pandering to white nationalism or Trump-style demagoguery. That alone is a relief in this climate of loud, divisive nonsense.
Australia must reject fascist-style politics. We are not a white supremacist state, we are a land that has been nurtured by Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander peoples for tens of thousands of years. This land was later colonised by the English, and then built by wave after wave of migrants from all over the world, Greek, Italian, Chinese, Vietnamese, Lebanese, Sudanese, Indian, and many more. Together, we shaped this country, not just a few rich men in suits claiming to speak for us.
If we allow these loud, power-hungry, manipulative forces to take over, they’ll strip away the very freedoms they pretend to defend. Bit by bit, freedom will become a distant memory, a faded dream. And what will rise in its place? A nightmare, silent, obedient, and locked down by fear.
We shouldn’t worship political parties or leaders. Choose what works for you and your loved ones, but never bow to these people like they’re monarchs. That era is dead. Hold them accountable. Scream their promises back at them. Make them work for the vote, not take it as entitlement.
Yours Truly
Moth Hawk