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All credits go to Aless Photography

A lot of Methodist churches just use actual bread cut into little squares. I don't know if that's a denomination-specific thing or whatever, but it was very fluffy bread with little cups of Welch's™ grape juice

Oh they babyfied communion

It's Gord's 84th birthday! 🎉

Jag älskar… Pärfume.

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they dont make guys like this anymore

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Catnip dealer

“It’s more common than you think”

is it just me or does the shape of that thing make it look like he's just graduated from starfleet academy

Colleges across the globe give degrees. Colleges in the United States give degrees Fahrenheit.

A.I. Art World In Shock As Leading A.I. Admits To Being Human Artist

FIJMU News 8-12-22 by Erik Snoodmaster

The growing A.I. Generated Art world was surprised and sickened with today’s revelation that the popular visual AI platform known as “Mid-Dali” was in fact merely an artist named Ari Bach.

According to computer graphics expert Ralph Codemonger, “It’s pretty sad when these lousy ‘traditional artists’ pretend to be programming and technology to get ahead in the industry. Bach is an utterly inferior artist and frankly I knew all along that Mid-Dali was a fake from its- his lack of creativity and skill.”

Bach has been charged with fraud and “stolen virtuality” and his drawings, which were falsely pushed on several thousand innocent prompt-requesters an hour, will be refunded. Mr. Bach, pathetic liar to the end, insisted during his arrest, “I swear! I’m not an artist! I’m just some code on a mainframe somewhere!” He was then moved to read-only-memory to await sentencing.

His legal app could not be reached for comment, but it is expected that Bach will be dragged to the recycle bin and over-written.

hey wtf is Christian Science???

i believe it's a flavor of christianity that does not need apples to keep doctors away

the correct length of shorts for men

she hurdy on my gurdy till i *continuous drone sound*

Several species of owl lack the distinctive "who" call. Some ask "what," or even "why." These owls are considered pretentious by other birds.

do you have any facts about finland🤔

Finland is an ancient country in the far north of Europe, known for its wilderness, cold weather, and seriously awesome prime minister (as of 2022).

The earliest mention of ancient Finland in history books dates all the way back to 1975, suggesting the region may have been settled as early as 1972. In the years since, Finland has been controlled by Sweden, Russia, and popular Conan O'Brien lookalike Tarja Halonen.

Finland is mostly subarctic, which means it produces mostly coniferous trees, hoofed fluffy animals, and symphonic metal bands. Finland is also home to the lemming, an animal with green hair that will walk in one direction until directed to build a bridge, dig a hole, block and change the direction of other lemmings, or explode.

Finland mostly makes news in modern times because its prime minister is really cool. There has been controversy because many idiots around the world think she is "too" cool. Photos of her wearing clothing that revealed nearly a square inch of her chest were widely criticized for suggesting that politicians might have breasts. Later, an infamous video of her having a normal party went viral in 2022, resulting in great anger and criticism from the right wing, who assumed she must have done drugs because that's the only thing they themselves know to do at social events. Photos then emerged of her friends kissing, which earned her condemnation from people who hate love itself (known in the USA as republicans). Much of this criticism also relates to her being very good looking, which causes extreme resentment from incels who will never get to date her, and who hate being reminded that she is human and not merely an object for them to hatesturbate over.

Finland is also famous for being famous for having saunas, which every other nation also has but Finland is famous for them being famous, and anyone talking about Finland online will inevitably mention how Finland is famous for its saunas.