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Gordon Lightfoot

Gordon Lightfoot

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(x)
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gordonlightfooted - Gordon Lightfooted
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rip he was so cute woods of ypres david jussila gold blackened doom canadian metal
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gordonlightfooted
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The Red Green Show - Ranger Gord Plays The Word Game
The Red Green Show - Ranger Gord Plays The Word Game
The Red Green Show - Ranger Gord Plays The Word Game
The Red Green Show - Ranger Gord Plays The Word Game
The Red Green Show - Ranger Gord Plays The Word Game
The Red Green Show - Ranger Gord Plays The Word Game
The Red Green Show - Ranger Gord Plays The Word Game
The Red Green Show - Ranger Gord Plays The Word Game

The Red Green Show - Ranger Gord plays the word game

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gordonlightfooted
2 years ago

Several species of owl lack the distinctive "who" call. Some ask "what," or even "why." These owls are considered pretentious by other birds.

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gordonlightfooted
2 years ago

not only were 70s men big and hairy and were genuinely sexy like it didn't feel forced they were just sexy and everything about them was erotic they used to top it all off with a pair of short shorts.....

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