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do you have any facts about finland🤔

Finland is an ancient country in the far north of Europe, known for its wilderness, cold weather, and seriously awesome prime minister (as of 2022).

The earliest mention of ancient Finland in history books dates all the way back to 1975, suggesting the region may have been settled as early as 1972. In the years since, Finland has been controlled by Sweden, Russia, and popular Conan O'Brien lookalike Tarja Halonen.

Finland is mostly subarctic, which means it produces mostly coniferous trees, hoofed fluffy animals, and symphonic metal bands. Finland is also home to the lemming, an animal with green hair that will walk in one direction until directed to build a bridge, dig a hole, block and change the direction of other lemmings, or explode.

Finland mostly makes news in modern times because its prime minister is really cool. There has been controversy because many idiots around the world think she is "too" cool. Photos of her wearing clothing that revealed nearly a square inch of her chest were widely criticized for suggesting that politicians might have breasts. Later, an infamous video of her having a normal party went viral in 2022, resulting in great anger and criticism from the right wing, who assumed she must have done drugs because that's the only thing they themselves know to do at social events. Photos then emerged of her friends kissing, which earned her condemnation from people who hate love itself (known in the USA as republicans). Much of this criticism also relates to her being very good looking, which causes extreme resentment from incels who will never get to date her, and who hate being reminded that she is human and not merely an object for them to hatesturbate over.

Finland is also famous for being famous for having saunas, which every other nation also has but Finland is famous for them being famous, and anyone talking about Finland online will inevitably mention how Finland is famous for its saunas.

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