Amon Amarth = History Of Vikings

bell bottoms have never gone out of style, i think everybody has gone out of their minds instead

don’t ever let a man come between you and your fake relationship with a rock star

yeah i believe in traditional gender roles i think men should have ritualistic battles to determine social ranking, and hold pieces of corn or maybe a bug in their mouths and make tidbitting noises to show they are good providers and earn their womens favor, and shuffle their arms on the ground while walking sideways to announce the desire to mate, and grow blood-engorged red face meat for displaying his health and virility, and scream every 3 minutes starting at 6 am in the morning, and stuff themselves into hay filled crevices while whine-clucking because this spot would be a good place to lay eggs, and sometimes sacrifice themselves to predatory mammals or birds

Amon Amarth

Gordon LIghtfoot

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Gordon LIghtfoot

why do fingers do the thing in water

The water reveals our true form from when we shared a common ancestor with prunes.