Ninjago Monstrosities Dropped At The Right Time Bc I JUST Made A Black N White Oc. No Connection To

I’m not crying over legos nope not at all (finished dr s2ep14)

WAIT THATS WHY?! I thought they just didn’t want a 9-10 year old fighting the BBEG— that’s crazy…

Aged up for bay blade..

I was on my way back from work today when i remembered that little fun fact about how the entire reason they hit Lloyd with tomorrows tea was because lego needed an adult minifigure to be able to put him on the little spinny toys they were selling at the time. I love being obsessed with a longform toy commercial

None of the ninja can ever say they’re getting to old for this shit bc wu is only a tad younger then ninjago itself.

So I was thinkin about the land of the lost and how geos been their his whole life from what I under stand and wondered like. Hey what are the rules for becoming “lost”?

Don’t have an answer but I have an au. lost!lloyd is gonna be my new obsession i think. Here’s the first spiel of it ^^ please let me know what you think! I will be attempting to draw lost!lloyd soon

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Lloyd wasn’t sure how long ago he’d left darklys (totally because they weren’t good enough for HIM) a year? Two maybe?

He’d been alone for long enough it hurt.

He missed Brad.

He missed mom.

He missed.. dad.

Neither of them ever picked him up. Neither of them ever showed.

Lloyd did what he could to make it through each day but. Wondering around on your own left you hungry.. and. Lost..

The young garmadon had no CLUE where he was. Or where to go.

So he wondered the land of ninjago in search of food and shelter.

“This is so stupid” he huffed, “that stupid school wouldn’t know evil if it hit them in the face!” His face scrunched into a scowl, he drew his leg back, attempting to kick up a patch of sand, landing square on his back instead with a resounding ‘oomf’

“AGH!” He shouted in frustration “can’t even kick SAND right. Gene was right.. maybe I am better off lost..” his red eyes welled up with tears, he shoved his sandy palms to his face, trying to stop himself from crying

And then

He began to sink

His heart stopped as he realized it wasn’t his imagination

His tears turned from despair to fear as he desperately tried to scramble away as the earth tried to swallow him whole “HELP!! SOMEBODY”

He screamed at the top of his little lungs, trying to grab onto something, ANYTHING to avoid getting sucked in but it didn’t matter.

His hand slipped from the sand as he screamed. Sure he would die. The earth around him became so.. warm. Comforting almost. Then hot. Scolding. Unbearable before-

PHWOOSH

The lord terror in training shot right out of the earth in a firey geyser. His screaming followed by the thud of his tiny body smacking into sandstone

Lloyd groaned, sitting himself up as shook the sand out of his hair and he blinked the sun out of his eyes

“Where the hell AM i..?” He frowned, taking in his surroundings. Piles of junk cascaded nearly every inch of the place. He was lucky he didn’t skewered.. “is. Is anyone here..?” He asked meekly to the garbage heeps

Something clattered nearby

“Hello?” The frail boy asked, trying to push himself to his feet only to be met with pain in his ankle. He seethed from the white hot fury of putting any weight on it “h-hey-! I need help!! If some one’s there you should. Uh. You should come out already!!”

This time Lloyd’s cries were met. A purple faced teen with teeth the size of Lloyd’s wrist poked their head out. “Are you.. hurt?” They tilted their head to the side. Trying to get a look at the boy from a safe spot.

“Obviously!!” Lloyd rolled his eyes “I just fell like a bazillion feet!!”

The teen chuckled, making their way over to young new comer “the geysers don’t get quite that high,”

Lloyd tensed. “Well it sure felt that high… where even is this place?”

“This. Is the land of the lost.” The purple one explained, kneeling by Lloyd and checking on his ankle before grabbing pieces of scrap metal to act as a splint “and I’m geo.”

She talked about him like he was a work of art.

“This mark here, it’s was made to quickly” she’d say while examining his shoulders. Peppering her words with soft kisses he couldn’t feel

She talked about him like he was someone’s master piece. “Clearly they’re not used to working with this medium.”

She talked about him, but rarely with him.

He told her he loved her, she told him he belonged in a gallery.

“And the stone they choose” she’d click her tongue, her fingers grazing the edge where his leg had broken off as a fledgling “not exactly the toughest material, how did they expect you to hold up in a storm?” She shook her head before pressing a kiss between his shoulders. “Whoever made you, didn’t know what they were doing.”

She talked about him, like he was a work of art.

Riiiip- I work night shift so that’s my excuse

Expanding on Lloyd’s nesting habit

In the winter time he straight up steals Kai outta his bed to add him to the nest. Often times he’s either barely awake or sleepwalking.

In the summer months Zane gets the same treatment. They’ve all just sort of accepted this reality and go along with it

When hes really tired he collects his friends/family and they act as his horde

Says the guy ACTUALLY saving souls.

Your orders here 🥰 sorry it took so long boss caught me and made me take all the deliveries 😔

Ninjago headcanons! (Spoiler free) cafe orders edition!

kai: very complicated order (baristias hate his ass)

cole: matcha latte

zane: hot chocolate

jay: lots of cream and sugar

nya: 1 cream and 1 pump of a flavored syrup

pixal: pumpkin spice latte, girlie pop loves trying the popular stuff bc she likes engaging in human activites

garmadon: decaf

lloyd: "ill have it as dark as my soul" [is given a cup of milk]

misako: strong black coffee, she needs the caffine for her late nights reserching

wu: tea. thats not even a hc

morro: "ill have it as dark as my soul" [is given a dark hot chocolate]

“Red flags” by tom cardy but it’s Kai and drix

Kai: what’s your faviort movie?

Drix trying to flirt: human centipede ;)))

Kai: D:

Drix: [shoveling flowers in his mouth]

Guys I’m gonna be mean.

Hc that Kai hates/is scared of bugs

Like. Hes always been a bit weirded out by them, but post monstrosity it’s a full blown phobia

Wonderful addition. Thank you for your contribution this is amazing. Rotating in my head like microwave

Kais self care routine gets so much longer after monstrosities (hair routine included) and I will not be told otherwise.

Mans is treating every day as a spa day bc he spent so many days not being able to do even the most basic of self care tasks. And honestly as he should.

Ok but also I really like the centipede Kai idea and now I’m picturing him figuring out what self care for his bug bits looks like