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Ninjago head canons: SPINJITZU BROTHERS EDITION

-Wu being absolutely CRUSHED by garmadon’s corruption, especially bc he blames himself

-garmadon does still care about his brother post corruption, but the normal sibbling mischief twists into attempts at his life

-TSM taking them on trips to verious now ancient monuments where they TOTALLY left graffiti that has baffled archeologists ever since

-he only took them bc every time he leaves them in the monastery alone he comes back and their mischief has caused considerably damage then it does when he’s able to supervise them

-they both have scars from rough housing when they were little, when the ninja ask about wu’s he says it’s from garmadon. They think something HORRIBLE and traumatic happened when in reality he just pushed him out of a tree or smth

-neither one of them handled garmadons banishment well. Wu didn’t sleep for at least a week. Garmadon cried himself to sleep. Both missing their brother. Both alone.

Update here’s some highlights from her reactions:

“Does garmadon have dementia?”

“Oh he just wants a women who can step on him got it”

Garmadon cries fire “are we sure he isn’t kais dad”

Garmadon being confused at eu talking to the camera “wu’s just on drugs”

Showing the Lego ninjago movie to my friend ^^

Ninjago hc’s ✨Jaya skybound trauma edition✨

I saw someone talk about jay having scars from the alternate timeline, and I really like that! The idea that it’s not just their minds that rembered, but their bodies as well.

So jays littered with scars from his time on misfortunes keep, but nya also has a scar from the poison dart. It aches sometimes, it can get downright unbearable.

They both have nightmares from the whole ordeal, and normally the ninja are pretty open about their nightmares. But for these? How are they supposed to explain it? So they only have each other for comfort from these specific nightmares, which makes being apart all that much harder.

He DESPERATELY wanted to forget like everyone else got too. Yo jay it wasn’t fair he was stuck with these horrible memories (side note. I have heard that in dragons rising jays got a memory loss villain arch going on which could totally link into this ehehe)

Jay also has a fear of spiders now <3

The brain worms are making out sloppy style

Awww ty 🥰 I do my best thinkin at 2 am when I’m tryin to go to bed <3

Expanding on Lloyd’s nesting habit

In the winter time he straight up steals Kai outta his bed to add him to the nest. Often times he’s either barely awake or sleepwalking.

In the summer months Zane gets the same treatment. They’ve all just sort of accepted this reality and go along with it

When hes really tired he collects his friends/family and they act as his horde

I want one thing from ninjago monstrosities

Kai hair down.

That’s all I ask for.

Ninjago hc’s sleepy edition 😴

Cole sleeps with a massive weighted blanket, feels like being under a mountain /pos

Nya sleeps with a heated blanket bc it reminds her of snuggling up to Kai when they were little

Lloyd tends to make “nests” out of his bedding, often subconsciously (he is part dragon after all)

Jay doesnt necessarily have a “night light” but he does have a couple low level lamps on (totally not inspired by the jellyfish lamp I got recently)

Kai gets very warm when he sleeps and often doesn’t use a blanket as a result

Zane has the opposite issue. he’s very cold, which most of the time doesn’t bother him, but sometimes he just needs to bundle up under a massive mountain of blankets till it’s hard to tell if he’s still in there

Pixel doesn’t NEED to sleep (neither does Zane but he developed the habit before learning he was a ninjaroid and never dropped it) but she likes engaging in human activities and often plans sleep overs

Cuddle piles are a very common occurrence :}

Yeeesss exactly!! You get it!! Kai already very much talks with his hands and there’s no way the mandibles don’t get added into that 🥰

Love body horror and freaky shit as much as the next person but honestly the idea of Kai having little mandibles is kinda cute to me idk why. Like that’s just my silly little bug blorbo being a silly little bug your honor

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