gooseygreene

Latest Posts by gooseygreene

perfect time to say this..... so maybe... hm... maybe this says something about me and maybe it doesn't

guys please tell me your least favorite Pokémon. whether it’s their design, because they’re useless, or some other random reason.

Mine is Smeargle. I was trying to complete my Pokédex in Sun and I don’t even remember who I was looking for but every time his smug ass would show up it filled me with sooooo much rage

i am nooooot locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith

gastroparesis flare ups are so fucked up it has me considering putting spaghetti through a blender.....

the purpose of friends is to have people who unconditionally hate your shitty exes & relatives. like maybe YOU have a complex relationship with your father but i sure don't. i'm outside his house with a gun. he's not the unforgivable asshole who raised me he's just an unforgivable asshole

once again washing my hair solves all my problems 🙄 man

I know it will pass, but it's heavy

(via)

I just saw a DNI for "evil intentions". nobody puts up a warding talisman anymore just a fucking DNI

hey bro can i ask you a question that will reveal a deep and fundamental gap in my knowledge of the world

we are seeing each other directly now across 5 billion lightyears

once these 15 million different stressful situations resolve themselves I’m gonna be so normal again. I can be normal and not exhausted

Lets sneef with mama

Doug Cifu, Vice Chairman and Alternate Governor of the Florida Panthers; has been suspended indefinitely from involvement with the NHL after going on a bigoted twitter rampage supporting the Palestinian genocide and the annexing of Canada [x]

you found it disgusting and immoral i found it sexy and arousing that’s why i’m happier than you

inspired by a friend misspeaking

what if it all worked out

seeing if they picked the new pope with mama

(okay no, but put in the tags something youre the unofficial influencer of. Like something youve purchased enough, used enough, bragged about and endorsed enough to others that you should be an influencer for)

when tumblr dies i'll live under your bed and you can say out loud what you would post and i will say LIKE or REBLOG it'll be just like we're still here

LEAFS WIN EVERYONE GET UP

wow all voted now <(^ω^)>

I went like this <(^ω^)>🗳

hey don't be sad..... planetary nebula that looks like a butterfly forever ok?

do non canadians know about the baccoon and the skox... i need to know

conclave yaoi? call that popeaganda