AU Where Sirius Is A Night Guard At A London Dungeons Sort Of Place And Each Night The Exhibits Come

Rosekiller having a gender reveal party for their kid. And everyone's super confused bc why would Rosekiller care about such a heteronormative tradition

But then the party happens and the inside of the cake is green. And rosekiller is screaming about the evil alien baby they're going to have and how it's going to help them take over thw world and everyone's like "yeah this makes more sense"

I rewatched Dead Poets Society a few weeks ago and felt inspired to write this contrapuntal poem :)

this is like insane but whatever

barty would storm up to his room, slam the door, and scream silently while flipping his dad off through the wall when he was little

completely sober in the club googling sam & frodo pictures

nothing makes me dislike a marauders fan quicker than excluding AND/OR HATINF PWTER

Me when the slow burn is slow burning

i miss wolfstar like a motherfucker

I fucking love this picture of Kurtis Conner I think abt it all the time. Me when I fucking get you