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It all makes sense now. A hot real estate market drove mammoths to extinction.

In 1965, excavations in Mezhyrich, Ukraine, revealed the presence of 4 huts, made up of a total of 149 mammoth bones. These dwellings, which are about 15,000 years old, are some of the oldest shelters known to have been constructed by pre-historic man.

I played SNES well into the PS era because it STILL had better looking graphics. The polygon hellscape did not impress me.

Will Smith laughing at the joke, seeing Jada's face, then assaulting Chris Rock indicates to me he was not defending his wife's honor but defending himself against his wife's wrath.

You could scrap the entire multi-billion U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services department, replace it with a "Pronounce squirrel" quick test, and achieve better results.

People naming kids all sorts of craziness these days. I've been well aware that "Nevaeh" is heaven spelled backwards, so when one of my kids told me her bff was "Nael", my first thought was "lean" spelled backwards. I was wrong, Nael is a real name.

Did anyone watch the #backtheblue hearing last night?

If you think Reddit is anything other than a heavily censored corporate attorney run capitalist information clearinghouse, then check out the r/antiwork forum today... You can't? Right, it's shut down.

All I got to say is fuck that house for giving Mirabel the shaft.

Kids, have you ever been simultaneously in love and annoyed with your Tamagatchi pet? Like, Jesus Christ what the fuck do you want now? I just fed you and played with you! That's what parenthood feels like. Have fun with that!

Ever notice how it's almost always the "mother's boyfriend" when a child is killed? Not a coincidence.