finally i have the Black hat and Flug counterparts Cerin Hatter and Dr Fallen Slully
Insaniam and 22
(yes this whole thing is based on the x files)
Cerin Hatter (aka: Spooky Hat): A monster of indeterminate species that was found in Mexico and adopted by a cryptozoologist couple. Throughout his life, he has made it his goal to figure out what exactly he is. Eventually, he gets a job, working for the FBI due to his high intellect and skill on tracking annd finding information. There, he comes across a bunch of old files on the paranormal. Seeing this as a new lead to figuring out the answer to his own existential crisis, he starts working on them, often getting in too deep and biting off more than he can chew. In college, he had a reputation for loving the paranormal, thus earning the name “Spooky Hat.” Just like the original Black Hat, he is very temperamental, blunt, and dark humored. Hes paranoid and although he isnt evil, he wont hesitate to kill a man.
Dr Fallen Slully: also a monster of indeterminate species that landed a job in the FBI working as an investigator and medical doctor. Not much is known about his past other than his high anxiety as a child, outstanding performance in school, skill as a pilot, and that he was the soul survivor of a horrid plane crash. After a few years of working for the FBI, he was paired up with Cerin Hatter to keep an eye on his paranormal studies. however, not long after they started working with it, Cerin discovered that Fallen was also a monster that really had no idea what he was. Soon, Fallen joined Cerin in the hunt for finding out their true origins. Fallen is pretty skilled in shape-shifting, just like Cerin. Even in his human form, his bag still covers his face, even if it doesnt appear like it is. If this bag is removed, he will become homicidal, sadistic and ravenous. However, if his bag is ever suddenly removed, he can just manage to keep sane just long enough to find something else to cover his head. With his head covered, he is sarcastic, slow to trust, but mostly good natured. he still has lots of anxiety
Okay, soooo… a lot happens in this one since I threw a few smaller fics in with it lmao… to sum it up as best I can (not necessarily in the following order), Flug gets BH to try sleeping (i blame @emily-emile for that), we learn more about that ‘summoner’ bullshit BH talked about forever ago, //coughs awkwardly// there's some bad smut, your usual dose of angst and murder, Dem and 5.0.5. ’learn some things’, and Flug’s school days are talked about. Fun! //shot//
is there such thing as writing too much
if there is, i’m a prime example
NOW EXCUSE ME WHILE I JUST GO NOT WRITE SMUT EVER AGAIN (ORFORLIKE5FICSASDGHFJKHGF)
OH, ALSO, I HAD AN IDEA – SEX BITS WILL NOW BEGIN AND END WITH A ~ ~ ~ RATHER THAN THE USUAL ————- JUST SO YALL KNOW
Credit for the Souleater Flug AU goes to the lovely @paperhatcollection!
Previous works in chronological order: Hired, Don’t Try to Run, Lovestarved, Trial & Trust, Deeper Than Skin, A Small Solace, In Sickness and in Health, Benefit of the Doubt, Just Another Word I Never Learned to Pronounce, Merry (Late) Christmas
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“Did somebody beat you up? Who was it? Why didn’t you kill 'em? I'll kill 'em if you don’t!”
The prank she had planned long forgotten, Demencia had basically been interrogating Flug since she had spotted the bruises on his arms.
“D-Demencia, I said it’s f-fine!” Flug insisted, scrambling to get his lab coat back on and cursing himself for taking it off in the first place. Granted, he hadn’t exactly expected her to suddenly drop down from the ceiling, but of course she would pick today of all days to be hiding in his room to start some sort of mischief. He would have preferred dealing with one of her crazy jokes than get stuck in this conversation… “It’s nothing serious! Don't worry about it!”
Skeptical eyes narrowing as the lizard hybrid leaned closer, Demencia rubbed her chin thoughtfully. “That right? What happened, then?”
“…. Uhh….” Flug’s gaze darted around the room as he tried to come up with an excuse, “Ahh… hm, well… you see, I waaasss…. walking….”
“….. Uh-huh.”
“Aaand…. I, uh… tripped?”
“You…. tripped.” Demencia’s eyes only squinted more.
What a weak-ass excuse. For a genius, Flug sure couldn’t get himself to come up with something more believable. Under Demencia’s prying stare, he only got increasingly more nervous, staying quiet as she considered his words. Lightning strike him dead if he were to keep talking and screw himself over even more. Oh he has so messed up–
“Well, next time don’t be such a klutz!” Demencia said finally, giving her coworker a teasing prod to the ribs. “You think you’d know how to walk normal by now!”
Oh thank fucking god. Somebody should give this guy a medal for his achievement not to wheeze in relief in the face of Demencia not looking any further into it. “Ahahahahahaha, yeah, w-will do…"
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